What's your zombie plan?

There are two kinds of people around the world: people with a zombie plan, and people who don't, better known as "Dinner" (OK, not really but you get the idea) So lemme ask you this, What's your zombie plan?

In my plan, I'm heading up to the north or south pole, because zombies have no body heat, they'll freeze to re-death! I have no firearms so I'll grab my dad's old WWII military shovel and improvise.

 

I would call mummy

 

jump in a helium airship and live there. everybody knows zombies are too thick to form a "human" tower. and if they do i'll just throw down pictures of einstein...

 

Well, firstly, I would use my car to wipe out as many as possible. Vehicular carnage is da best! Then I would stock up on firearms and ammunition, who doesn't love a first person shooter?
If I'm stuck in the middle of zombie country, I might have to try and fit in, eat some human flesh (mmmm chickeny) til I have a clear exit.
Can zombies swim? Do they breathe? If they can't swim, and do breath, then I would probably get a houseboat, sit in the middle of the river, and maim anything that walks funny and groans. ;D

 

and i'd be the zombie that eats snappytom

 

great, you could be the sandbag for our tests

 

>< i'd like to see you try >

 

Okay plan B: I go down a one-way alley with a heavy machine gun (plenty of ammo of course) and I blast away any incoming zombies. MUHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!!one!!!eleven

 

I'd use a Phoenix Down.

 

i love you!!!!

I'm a zombie plan man too. first off I'd make sure i have something good to bash their heads in and id make sure the people i care about are safe within my care if not to put kill them first so they don't have to live as a zombie.
next as i don't have a car I'd bust in to someones house and find the car keys and I'd select a pick up truck or similar as it won't be affected be smashing through zombies, i have picked out one that's on my road as it has bull bars at the front that will help with the smashing of skulls.
next I'd head towardthe nearest super market and clear it of zombies park my truck inside and barricade every door.
I'd hold up there for a few days as there is food and drink (especially as the water supply is most probably infected)
I'd wait to see if others had the same idea but i would not wait for to long as we all know zombies gather where there is fresh meat.
I'd load up my pick up with a load of food, drink, cloths, batteries, torches and anything else usefull.
if others arrive then I'd find appropriate vehicles in the car park and get them stocked up too maybe take a lorry if there is one out the back to carry supplies but the getting the vehicles will be a bit tricky as the mass of zombies that have formed outside.
once ready I'm off I'd use my truck to bust out of the barricade and strait through the zombies.
next I'd head around getting other supplies like camping stoves gas, fuel and anything i may need.
then I'd just drive stopping in quiet areas then moving on. then I'd find a ferry of sea going boat and head to another country and just stay on the move collect survives as i go.
then as you said I'd head north to an icy region or just to a mountainous region that is covered in snow but is only a day away from supplies

 

I'd capture a group of zombies and use them to haul the most evil chariot ever constructed, with a corpse dangling in front of them like what is done with horses and carrots to get them to move how I want them to through the deserted cities like a carbon-neutral king.

 

Heh heh...I read:

and thought this thread had gone the same way many do :

And now because I've said that, it has ;D

 

inb4makingmolotovcocktailsandbarricadingagrocerystoretohaveanendlesssupplyofstuff..


Man that was long..

I'd barricade a grocery store (Walmart if I was in the US) with a group of people. regulate everything, and we have enough things to make weapons, and walmart sells weapons.....so PERFECT! then we camp out on the top of hte roof target practicing...

 

........Holy shinaniganz dude

 

I am a zombie... Hehe..

 

How can you type?

 

Kiss my Boom Stick! ^_^

seriously since i dont have any firearms, i'll need to use a melee weapon (kitchen knife, chain saw or something) and try to avoid those zombies til i reach a place where i can get some fire arms (a shotgun and a hand gun). then i'll try to get out of town if i cant get out of town and get help.

All those experince of playing Resident Evil and Evil Dead will come in handy in day like this ^_^

 

I have developed human skills and manners.. hehe.. ^Playing the right videogames won't save you now..

 

i said i had a plan ;D

its a properly thought out plan and thats only the shortened version!!!

its like a fire drill or fire plan. its better to have an idea of what your going to do even if its never going to happen then to be caught un prepared.