What's your favorite stereotype about your nationality?

right from the start: this is not about race or ethnicity.... I'll just start and you'll see what i mean =)
oh, btw you can post the most annoying stereotypes here, too.

country: germany

1. we all wear lederhosen, eat sauerkraut, brezeln, bratwurst and schnitzel
2. we devoice everything when speaking English = speaking -> speakink
3. 90% of our men are called Hans or Fritz
4. the "we still want to dominate the world" thing
5. we all drive Mercedes, Porsche or VW

 

AUSTRALIA:
1 we spend all day drunk and in mass brawls
2 we all say CRIKEY that was the one really famouse guy and he's dead now.
3 we ride in cangaroos pouches -_-


I hate all of them.

 

USA

1. America runs on Dunkin' Doughnuts.....
2. No one cares about his neighbor.
3. Most of us are Rednecks.
4. Most of us are Rude.

Most are stupid...T_T......

i'm none of the up above.

 

Are you sure you're Australian? It's spelled "Kangaroos"

Let's go Canadian all up in this thread.
1: Syrup is sacred.
2: We live in igloos.
3: We always say "eh" or "aboot".

Seriously, igloos?
The hell is wrong with you American gaiz?

 

1. We are stereotyped as Kung-Fu Superheroes
2. We eat noodles.
3. We have MASS-PRODUCTION!!!

 

China?

 

We do sheep.

 

hahaha.
newzealand =)

 

Well, don't sleep in the same room as me. You might get teabags in your mouth.

 

*shudders*

 

Well I could also list my Filipino Stereotypism but I don't know what we're stereotyped as? meh, heres a go I guess:

1. Text Messaging Addicts
2. We love Ghost Stories
3. Our food is... diverse

 

-We steal
-We carry knives
-We hate being called dominican
-We eat rice and beans all the time

Some are true, some... not so much.

 

Ahh, I don't think there are any stereotypes about Uruguay.. too small of a country. o__O

But probably that we're all dumb or something. xD

BUT AHAHAHAHHA, I loveeeeeeee racist jokes. Even if they're against me, they're so hilarious. xP

All of you squares up there should learn to laugh at yourselves.


Ohh, and today, my teacher was talking about how this kid's parents went to college and got roomied with Chinese people, and the Chinese gave them cooking lessons in exchange for driving lessons.

And I laughedd. xP

 

. . .
kangaroos pouches....

 

1. I live in an igloo
2. I hunt seals
3. I use the seals oil as fuel, and wear the skins.
4. I love Hockey
5. Canada, eh?

 

It's all just in good fun.

I doubt if anybody really believes that, they're just dumbasses.

^p^
Lighten uppp. [=

 

Ireland
1.were pissed all the time
2.we hate the English and the protestants
3.we only eat potatoes
4.and that we are Friendly
I find the last one the most hilarious

 

we all look the sam... china/asia

XD america runs on dunkin donuts

 

Here's a few
Texas (I don't live there anymore =P)
1) Everything is bigger in Texas (sort of anyways)
2) Everyone (EVERYONE) owns a BFG of some sort, like a double barrel or hunting rifle
3) We all speak Cowboy lingo (abso-fracking-lutely no way)

Canada:
Just read this little snippet I found...

Oh and that apparently either we have no tech, we're part of the US, or we don't even exist in North America (3 links to different stories, I don't wanna clutter up my already huge post x_X)

 

lmfao

We also sleep in mud houses and wear flax skirts to, apparently lol