What would you say if the poster above asked you to marry him/her?

Yay! Another spin-off of "What would you say if you woke up with the user above?"
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YES!

 

I would hug you and say "If I wasn't straight, I'd say no." and then continue eating the ice cream you gave me ;3

 

I would blush and say "I don't think I'm ready for this kind of commitment" But would continue being friends with him

 

I would nod and say "Sayuri, you're very cute and very fun, but we're already married..." and then I would be like "Oh yeah we're not... well, lets wait awhile yes?" xD

 

I would say "No" and then whack my head with a hammer, forgetting all events the past 10 seconds.

 

no

 

"whow man.... Marriage is a big thing..... And I literately, don't know you 0.0"

 

Fishy I'm sorry multiple reasons. I don't know you for and I'm not gay.

 

bo-ring

 

NOO!

 

HELL NO MUDA FUKA I DONT EVEN KNOW THEN ILL DO WAT YOUR AVATAR IS DOING TO YOU

 

Nope.

 

I would say;
Please Final, you are a lovely squirrel but I don't think it's legal for a woman to marry out of her species. I'm extremely flattered but it's just too weird... Maybe we can just be friends?

 

...your technically too young for me, legally that is

 

Come back next year.

 

I've tried this marriage thing once, I'm a bit apprehensive about it right now

 

Only if I could eat my spouse.

 

Um I'm sorry its just, I don't know anything about you. Including your gender.