What would happen if we gave STD's nice names?

What would happen if STD's had cute/nice names? What kind of weird discussions would this cause?

"Oh, s**t man! I think I got puppies from Cindy last night!"
"What man? That sucks!"
"I know! I didn't know what I was doing, then all the sudden I had puppies!"

Discuss. What's the funniest conversation that could come up with this?

 

"Hey Deryck, I got superuberhappysunshinebubblesoflove from playing around with a girl I met"
"That sounds awesome dude!"
"Not really... My immune system is screwed up and i'm dying..."
":< *Cries "

 

I didn't know you could have pleural Something To Do's. Oh, you mean Spontaneously Transmitted Downers, don't you?

OK....

"Oh fuck, man, I got my girl happy."
"Dude, no. You are not ready to be a joy."
"Too late. We're going to be joys. They're due in four months."
"How long have you known about the happy?"
"She told me just yesterday."
"..."
"..."
"You could have had me!"
"I know..."

 

"Oh no. I got biscuit."
"Wait...So that means...?"
"Yeah. No more children for me."

 

"Last night, I...I got pie."
"YUM! I love--"
"No, PIE."
"Oh god....."

 

"So I wus liek playing with Mary and she gave me her Lurve"
"Sweet~"
"No, Itchy."

 

Ah, you people crack me up.
But did you just call children STD's?

 

can i be the spoil sport and correct you and tell you that they are not called STD's they are STI's

now that's done

don't you thinks herpies is already a cute name?

 

I think AIDS is a cute name. It means to aid. How positive! Instead, it should have a more [something] name like acquired immune deficiency syndrome. It's so...grim.

 

Sex is like a box of chocolates, You'll never know what your gonna get.... (>^~^)>

 

"I just got the huggles from a carebear!"
"That sounds disturbing..."
"Wait until you see what's growing on my genitalia..."
"Wha?... W... Wait? Huh..."

 

Waffles.. Someone else can make up a dialog.

 

The two best ones yet ;D

@equity: In some places they still call them STDs, or even venereal Diseases. We (that is our country) can't use STIs because STI was first taken as an accronym by one of the computer related colleges here. STI here stands for Systems Technology Institute http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sti_colleges

So if we started using STIs to be politically correct, we will in turn ruin a school's reputation.

But then again, students from this School are the ones responsible for the spread of computer viruses encoded in Visual Basic around here so yeah, we could actually start using STI to replace STD here ;D

 

"Do you like waffles?
Yes I like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yes I like Pancakes!
Do you like french toast?
Yes I like french toast!
Doo doo doo can't wait to get a mouth full!"

These guys have only 17 days to live...

 

doctor: mr. stevenson i afraid i got news for you
patient: yes doctor
doctor: you have Some Tasty Doughnuts
patient: yes i know i my wife brought some ova.....oh wait i thought you mean those doughnuts...............crap