what will you do if you saw your father kissing...SANTA CLAUS

yeah i just thought it by now.will you black mail santa or your father instead.will you report this to your mother.or keep silent

 

consult a psychiatrist. an old fat jolly man kissing with your dad. I find that disturbing.

 

I would probably drop the bottle of Jagermeister that I had just drained.

 

I'd be wondering why a fictional man is getting face action with my dad then try and pull his beard off and probably punch both in the face, then ask if my dads getting action how come I got shit all for christmas and punch them both again

 

I'd be wondering how my old man is making out with himself and then I'd probably go back to bed.

 

I would find it incredibly disturbing that a ghost was making out with something fictional and then wonder who spiked my last drink...

 

my father already passed away does that count?

 

i'll faint or kill something

 

ROFL, nice thread, but Three months late & nine months in advance.

Screw them both I hate my father

 

i would ask to join in IM JOKING

i would break santy's legs off and go back to bed

WOAH WOAH WOAH! hes not fictional you @#!?

 

So santa would have kissed a chick, big whoop.

 

This isn't a problem since he dosent exsist

 

I would take pictures and sell it tho the press for big $$$$!
And then punch my dad, kill santa, eat his body and live happilly happer after with lots of money and santa in my belly!

Yeeeaaahhh... nom nom nom nom...

Woolie1994

 

I would tell my mom that she shouldn't wear a santa suit

 

Send them both to Iowa ><

 

i will leave the house i will return if i need allowance

 

Get some shady hidden camera, put it before your'e father's bed, record what's happening, give them to media, sue your dad and santa, and get the money. Sorry Dad, your'e just a fag.