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What wakes you up?

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by podpet24, Dec 29, 2008.

  1. podpet24

    podpet24 New Member

    Post what wakes you up in the morning, whether it's the buzz of an alarm clock, your phone ringing, birds on the windowsill, or your significant other stealing your covers...

    So, what is it?

    Personally, my phone wakes me up. Dethklok - Awaken
     
  2. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

  3. equitypetey

    equitypetey Well-Known Member

    BBC radio one and my son "wake up"
     
  4. ClydeOne

    ClydeOne Well-Known Member

    My Nintendo DS. That thing makes a lot of noise. :D
     
  5. Reider

    Reider Modereider

    My internal clock(I love how I can adjust that so easily so I can wake up whenever I want)

    Occasionally, the neighbor wakes me up by firing off his gun non-stop in the morning. I'm probably going to shove that gun up his ass.

    On the occasions they're here, my friends like to try and wake me up, but that usually just doesn't end well for any of us. :p
     
  6. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Same with Reider, I have an internal clock of sorts. Before I sleep, I tell myself continiously as I get drowsy for how much hours I want to sleep & I get up exactly as I want. Say I want to sleep for six hours, I "condition" myself to wake after six hours, after which my bladder kicks in at exactly six hours later & the urgency to dump out several pints of urine wakes me up pretty much.
     
  7. jc_106

    jc_106 Well-Known Member

    Usually it's my mum who wakes me up, other times my sister, or maybe the neighbour who starts throwing stones at my window or the well-known-around-here madman who thinks this is a shooting range of some sorts.

    Usually my mum.
     
  8. Almo

    Almo Well-Known Member

    I have an alarm clock, however my body clock is generally pretty good and will get me up when it needs to.

    Though im not truly awake untill I have a coffee and a ciggy. I think thats my bodys trigger to let it know im actually gonna do something. Without a coffee and a ciggy I dont function at all.
     
  9. anandjones

    anandjones Well-Known Member

    I have an alarm clock but I never use it. I always wake up when I need to.
     
  10. meminpanda

    meminpanda Well-Known Member

    normally my alarm clock <.<
    but one time my friend picked a huge stick and then hes started to hit me on the back to wake me up D: then i picked that stick and brake it on hes leg :p
     
  11. jc_106

    jc_106 Well-Known Member

    [joking] I did that once too, but with an iron bar... and it was his leg that broke. :p [/joking]
     
  12. lancelot64

    lancelot64 Member

    the countless number of souls my closet has eaten...:p
    my alarmclock, but usually my internal clock
     
  13. Patton

    Patton Guest

    A missed phone call, followed by a voicemail from the U.K. saying that the server is down, and at the end of the message, tells me to get my ass up.


    Otherwise, my computer automatically plays music(Dream Theater) at whatever time I need to wake up at.
    My house, and bed shakes from the subwoofers.
     
  14. model p

    model p Guest

    ADMIN EDIT: Don't post that here ever again, I'm not going to give another warning.
     
  15. Usoppu

    Usoppu Well-Known Member

    I usually set my phone alarm clock a couple of hours earlier than when i need to get up so i can laze awake

    and then ................. oh shit i'm LATE!!!! :eek:
     
  16. dmac154

    dmac154 Well-Known Member

    My phone tries and fails to wake me up, even with the sound being on high. However, I usually get up whenever I need to or whenever my roommate gets up because we usually have different classes at the same time.
     
  17. BL4CKB34RD

    BL4CKB34RD Well-Known Member

    The laddies on QU33N 4NN3'5 R3V3NG3 ne'r fail to rose me by 7:15 AM. I prefer teh blast o' a cannon or the sound of a brigmate bein' hung off the yard arm as me wake up call. Usually teh firs thing oi do is gets meself decent, braid me beard en teh loik. Nex oi goes to teh galley an get a stein o' sumpin' hot. Mixin' in a splash o rum oleways takes teh edge off wakin' up. I be teh late roiser on me ship. Capn's perogative. If'n ya gots a good first mate an' coxswain, then ya nae have ta worry. But on raid days oi oleways be teh first teh rise. Nuttin loik teh smell o' black powder in teh mornin'. It jess puts a smoil on me face!
     
  18. iamlegend

    iamlegend Well-Known Member

    night terrors...