What jobs do you guys want in the future?

I intend this to be funny, that's why I put it on the Games,Jokes and Random thread
You go like this (One per post)
Your post No.1-
1- I would like to be a pimp
Bob's post No.1
1- I would like to be a wind-up merchant
Your post No.2-
2- I would like to be one of those guys who wears a mickey-mouse suit at Disney land, Wooo!

And so on...

1- I would like to be a manure spreader

 

I would want to be a Body Odor Ispector, I'd be like a Bouncer at an exclusive Club, but instead of keeping out outsiders, I'd keep out people with stinky pits ;D

 

2- I would like to be one of those guys who pooper scoop for the government

 

I wana be Seph when I grow up!! (>^.^)>

 

3- I want to be a proffesional master debater

 

I want to solve Mass Starvation 8)

 

4- I want to be the doggy in the window

 

cjdogger, it's actually mass debater, not master. I'm sure everyone saw my post in Why the Outdoors is bad for you topic.

 

Being a bouncer would be coolies! Except getting bottled... wouldn't be that great.
Mm, I'd really like to be one of those people that sits in a large room with mini offices( think they're quad offices? i'm not sure ) that does nothing but play games instead of work

 

i wanna be a cheesecake best job eva

 

7. I also want to be a rat poison quality tester

 

I would like to be a showdog in crufts