What is the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say?

I had this stupid girl in my class at one time, I think it would have been about grade 9. We were in science class when the teacher asked the most simple question. "Which is furthest from the earth the moon or the sun" and to this (I kid you not) this girl replied "Aren't the moon and the sun the same thing?" we all thought she was just havin a laugh at first, but turns out she really thought that they were. :

 

Man that sucks.

The stupidest thing I heard people say (or in the case of the forum wrote about) is blatantly dissing something without being open-minded about both sides to an argument or topic, or atleast reading up on what is being discussed subjectively. Then later never considering if they are being offensive to others or not.

I'm not singling out anyone here mind you, just sighting an example

 

Yeah I agree with you there that is really stupid. I have heard many people say many stupid things but I forget what most of them were. heheheh

 

As for me this deals with a show/trailer for Batman Brave and the Bold god I hate this phrase"Were Adventure Goes Batman Follows" It was first said by Aquaman in the series then for a short time as a trailer/tv spot I heard some stupid things people say but that is the stupidest and chesiest line I have ever heard

 

Here's my favorite stupid argument on the forum, well not actually an "argument" ;D

LMAO!

 

Me-

Religious bloke from a church-

Me-

Religious bloke from a church-

^ The above quote
Me-

 

the most stupid thing i heard was: if an egg needs to last 5 mins boiling to be hard then 4 needs 20 mins...

 

"Gay people shouldn't be married" is one that I heard today. I almost flipped mah shit.

 

"Don't trip it gets you down"
Old

 

Note to self: KILL CAHOS! D:

 

anything that a stuck-up noob will say on a multiplayer game

oh and the two words worst used during an argument: shut up/ f**k you (and their variants)
cause once you say it you know you lost the argument

 

variants?(f*ck up/shut you) XD

 

HAHAHAHAHA

 

Missionary: Hi, we just want to let you know that Jesus is coming back to bring us into Utopia
Me: I dont belive in God or Jesus
Missionary: Dont worry, we dont belive in him either, we just letting you know that he is coming back.
Me: You dont belive in him and you are spreading the word of his coming? Are you a retard or you just high?
Missionary: Bye.

 

LOL

 

The most stupidest? My chat with IGod (or someone like that)

Me: Hi.
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: Hi.
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: Hi.
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: HELLO!? MY NAME "Hi"!!!
God: Hello Hi. Nice to meet you.
Me: You're dumb.
God: Message to all robots: Hi called me dumb.

 

god that was stupid...

 

I broke iGod ;D

Me:
You don't exist
God:
#Error

 

You're on my list too.... *glare*

 

i can top all of you.

an old friend i don't speak to any more once had an argument with me about computers, the thing that made him look even more stupid was he was computer savvy so i have no idea how he ever believed what he was saying, this is how the argument went:

mate: i have this friend who is so good at hacking he can fuck your computer up

me: oh right what can he do

mate: he can hack in and turn up all your shit so it breaks

me: you sure about that

mate: yeah he can

me: scary (laughing my ass off at this point)

mate: he can! he can even turn up you dvd drive so it burns through your pc

me: (in hysterics) WHAT! burn THROUGH a pc

mate: yeah its true

me: so like how does that work?

mate: he turns the laser up so high it burns though all your shit

me: (can't believe he is this stupid) but how would he burn though all my stuff the dvd drive is on the top

mate: he tells the laser to turn around so it burns through your motherboard and stuff

me: are you really a spastic

mate its true!!!

me: so your telling me he turns the laser strength up so high it has the power to shoot a laser beam to melt through the metal casing its in and then melt the rest of my pc

mate: yeah i even know people he's done it to!

at this point i get angry and start shouting at him that he is the stupidest idiot i have ever met and even go to get an old dvd drive to open it up and show him how one works.