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what i would do if i owned the world.

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by skynth, Dec 16, 2008.

  1. skynth

    skynth Well-Known Member

    O.K to get things started, I'm sorry cohas (your always in the forum Games, Jokes * Random).

    I'm a voilent person (i like to fight), so all i could come up with BREAKS THE RULES, but it we have to in order to keep RomUlation Friendly

    The game works as, the person before you owns the world, he has to state how he got it, and what hes doing with it.

    then you must reply, and take it off him, and what you'll do.

    example:

    I killed George W bush, and Suprisingly everyone started to fear me o_O.
    I will Make Hippies the government.

    Replier.

    I over flooded the hippies with germs and Skynth was among them, they died from fear.
    i will do BLA BlA BLA.

    O.K i start.

    My killed my father (the king), to get it, then i found out my brother gets it ( i killed him too), then my uncle (same fate as brother), my 5 year old sister (do you have to ask?) and then my entire clan! and the world is MINE!

    I will make everyone fat, then eat you all up.
     
  2. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    No worries, just keeping the peace & all.

    Hmm.... ok!

    I will buy all of the world's remaining oil supply & keep all of it for myself. That way, you don't have anyway of cooking everyone up.

    Was that right?
     
  3. skynth

    skynth Well-Known Member

    you have to somehow defeat me, take the world off me, and then say what you'll do.

    my english is becomming bad isn't it? :(
     
  4. skynth

    skynth Well-Known Member

    i knew no one would like it, but it was the first thing that came into my mind that didn't break the rules... oh well..
     
  5. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Well okay, as I said, I will buy all of the remaining oil in the world & keep it for myself. The world's economy will fall & your kingdom's markets will crumble. You will loose the people's trust, not to mention you trying to cook them adding to their disgruntlement. They will storm your capital & kill you, all because you couldn't do anything about me hording the world's fuel supply, mwahahaha!

    There, is this any better?

    And I don't care if your English gets really bad, that's Born2killx's department & I gotta warn you, that guy's very ruthless, he'll eat you alive.

    Umm you broke the rules again: SMS speak "no1" & double posting.
     
  6. Born2killx

    Born2killx Well-Known Member

    Please read the [rules]. Double posting, that is posting two posts in a row within a short period of time, is against the rules. Instead, please use the Modify button.

    Using internet shorthand, such as "no1", is also against the [rules].
     
  7. skynth

    skynth Well-Known Member

    sorry once again? (at least he didn't mention my English is bad.)

    I will burn your oil trapping you inside where you live, and allow you to bath in flames.
    then i would make everything made out of machines (including WATER) and all machines are waterproof.
     
  8. apophos755

    apophos755 Well-Known Member

    I would attack you waterproof robots with electricity and fire.

    I would fly a rocket ship into space, unleash all the worlds nuclear weapons, and raze the world asunder. Then I would return to walk upon the glass and ash of my destruction.....then die in the ensuing fall out......Welcome to Earth......population ZERO.
     
  9. wes_new_name

    wes_new_name Well-Known Member

    ...Welcome to Earth...everyone went underground.

    THEN I TOOK MAH NOOKEZ AND BOMBED THEM TO HELL!

    i predict epic plot twist :O
     
  10. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    But everybody mutated and the animals were super beasts that followed my command; if you don't obey me you die.

    I have restored the Earth to a state similar to ours now but the beasts are super powerful and are sentient; I manage to keep them fed as they are Omnivores; my palace is surrounded by adamantite and diamond making it virtually indestructable and everything on the planet is now 'nukeproof' as well as napalm proof. I have cannons and an army; how will you defeat me?
     
  11. wes_new_name

    wes_new_name Well-Known Member

    i use my awesome mage powars to summon superman. he punches through everthing and kills you.

    now i made an army of supermans with kryptonite guns. they all turn into radioactive zombies.
     
  12. kingofgamemasters777

    kingofgamemasters777 Well-Known Member

    i would make world peace, let people have freedom, have no war, and clan the earth of pollution buy dumping all the garbage in space
     
  13. Born2killx

    Born2killx Well-Known Member

    Clan the Earth? By doing so, you will continue to increase the amount of space debris in orbit around the Earth, elevating the danger of collision with a satellite causing damage.
     
  14. kingofgamemasters777

    kingofgamemasters777 Well-Known Member

    not if you send it far enuf away for the earth, it then would ether fall into the sun or to another planet
     
  15. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    Still a bad idea; just think if we keep on making things from our planet's resources and then firing away the bits we don't lose this planet will lose resources
    So back on topic:
    I would fire your garbage right back at you and reclaim the throne with my undead army of beasts
     
  16. kingofgamemasters777

    kingofgamemasters777 Well-Known Member

    just the garbage from the land filds, and i dont realy care what planet it falls on, not my planet not my problem
     
  17. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    Yes but the causes the planet to lose mass,energy and resources
     
  18. meminpanda

    meminpanda Well-Known Member

    what i would do.... hmmm.....
    i think ... nope i dont know what to do if i owned the world D:
     
  19. Steve8Mile

    Steve8Mile Member

    If i own the world?

    YA - HA !!

    i will make one rule!
    Rule (s) :
    1. The owner always right

    YA - HA !!
     
  20. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    Knowing you you'd probably make a rule that people have to use "YA-HA!!" in every phrase