What do you do....

rules: ask a "what do you do" question, next post answers it then post their own "what do you do" question.

Get it? I'll start:

What do you do when you did an epic FAIL in public?

 

say i meant to do that

what do you do if you get bad grades and your mom asks how it was at high school?

 

I'd say to her, "I was doing great, my teacher's just a big douche" ;D

What would you do if you get perma baneed from RomUlation?

 

change ip, email and get a new account(sorry, to all moderators who reads this)

What would you do if you get caught by the police by mistake as a drug dealer?

 

you kick them in the crotch and run away if its a man police. you use yor charms if its a chick police.
what would you do if you got banned agian?

 

i didn't get banned <.<'
but anyway i will answer.
i would have blackmailed seph...i erm...mean.....IF they did.

what would you do if the police caught you downloading roms

 

Nothing, that's a government issue. Police cannot do anything to you here. Now....the FBI on the other hand......

What would you do if you were falsely accused and convicted of murder?

 

Well in America you could always cry really loudly and publicly and scream at the judge not to have you killed. In Europe you could appeal then if it doesn't work, you could go to the European COurt of Human Rights or something similar.

What do you do when a really cute little kitten pees all over your cheezburger?

 

you go like, "awww itss soooooooooooooooo cute!"

what do you do if you were turned innto an ooompa loompa?

 

Be thankful you weren't tuned into a W€$.

What if every other site on the web were as cool as RomUlation?

 

then Romulation would be one of those oh.... uhm... sites.

What would you do if after a heavy night of drinking in a bar (sorry for the minors out there XD), you woke up in you bed naked with a girl who you realized was your maid?

 

I'd tell her to go fix me some breakfast and get this mess cleaned up.

What would you do if the maid was your mom?

 

You wouldn't sleep with her...
What would you do if you had two girls who wanted to sleep with you on one night?

 

Do just about everything except sleep.

What do you do if you get caught lying to your gf or bf?

 

You tell her "it's not you, it's me..."
What do you do if you get slapped for that?

 

Be a man and walk away. A real man never hits a female.

What do you do if you fall into a sewer?

 

Rip it apart or run around screaming until you are found
What do you do if you get friction burned enough while 'sleeping' to set your special area on fire?

 

scream and run around in circle
what do you do with your gf or bf, a stuffed buffalo, a pitching wedge and a bucket of ice cubes

 

Have a very interesting bondage session.

What do you do when your face blows up?

 

Nothing, you'll be dead
What do you do when it's mudkipper time?