Weirdest names you've given to RPG characters?

Simple topic, what's the weirdest thing you named a RPG character as a kid?

Just today I loaded up my old FF7 discs and hit right by accident, and I saw in save slot 12, I had my first playthrough of it from when I was a kid (I didn't get too far, just around the first time you see tifa in her bar) and Cloud was named "Nopable".

I don't know why the hell I thought of that name as a kid.

So...post yours! Just one thing, reminding Professor Oak that his grandson's name is "Assclown" doesn't count here, i'm sure we ALL did that at some time

 

Uncle Alfred

Don't ask.

 

Too explict for me to say...

 

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles. Torbalk. And his good friends Looly and Samantha.

 

Well, i did see a Electivire in a competitive Pokemon match named 'BrackandYerrow'. That made me chuckle

 

in pokemon diamond i named my rival Dick

 

I always name my rival in pokemon DICKS.

 

Do you also name your Kakuna/Metapod Penis?

 

What sort of sick bastard do you take me for?

 

I used to name every one of my rivals on the old Pokemon games *sshole when I was a kid. Classic.

 

I named someone in Dragon Quest 'Prostitution for 10 bucks'

 

Pokemon Fire Red-
me: penis
gary: fag***

 

i named a character after my crush

 

in pokemon me and my friend used to come up with the wierdest names for the rivals like dick, retard, stupid, ahole and wierd stuff like that but my wierdest name ever was aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (not exactly that many a's)

 

I don't know, for me AAAAAAAAA was when I got a high score in an older game but didn't want to waste my time putting in my full name.

 

For FF 12 i named Vaan idiot cause he looked like one.

 

AAA is like the anonymous of gaming

 

if you see a high score set by aaa that was me or one of the many randoms that also use that
altho i now use rat i like it better my friends 3 letter gaming name is nit

 

Beau Ter Ham

only Dutch people will understand this

 

uuhm, nee echt niet...
Beau van Erven Dorens (ofzo) wel