URGENT: We're all being experimented on!!

As the perceptive amongst you may have noticed, the boxes between our usernames and signatures have changed from reflecting the number of posts made (with the number of boxes increasing the more post a user made) to a single yellow square for all regular users whom haven’t upgraded to the excellent value Premium Membership status.
In addition to this change, a second group is now joinable (the first being The Pink Army): “Most Holy (sic) Order of Littlekillism”. According to the massive amount of research that I’ve done into all areas of neither of these groups and interviews with members, the reason for membership is as getoond:

Pink Army: “I joined the Pink Army because it makes me special and show that I’m on good terms with my masculine sexuality and purple boxes being called pink isn’t a metaphor for anything at all”.

Most Holy et cetera: “Before I are joined teh Most Holy of et ceteraism, I was so felt so empty and my posts are FAIL. I are almost 15 years old and I still do not know how to manually operate a penis or what are penis (do my own penis give me teh AIDs in my finger cuts?) (). But now I am part of the Holey order of et cetera, I jerk and post all day cos I know now what it meens 2b awersome ( ; ) ) and because I don’t get AIDs .

My theory on why these changes have been made is thus: this is all some social experiment being carried out by the staff on the site (and probably masterminded by scientologists) that looks to see how we react to having our precious boxes taken away gauge how important they are to us by how willing we are to demean ourselves by joining specialist groups. However, they can only gather the data they need if we acknowledge the change or discuss it or the groups.
I’m certain that we can foil their plot by not acknowledging a change or discussing the groups in any way. Please do not respond to this thread in any way; I have only placed it in the debate section to garner as much serious intellectual attention as possible.
Yours knowingly,
Mark Swan

 

In my opinion, I like what the admins initially did.

If you hadn't noticed, several RomUlation members who have attained a high enough post rank start to have big heads, or swollen egos. Some of them often bad mouth newbies to the forum who are seeking assistance & may have made a thread post in the wrong sections.

Another issue is the fact that a lot of people (new & old) are always posting threads like "How to increase my rank?", or "How do I become Exalted Gamer" etcetera. Even I, in my early days on the forum posted a similar thread. What most people do not realize is that those post ranks mean nothing, that is, you do not attain any form of seniority over other members by becoming an exalted gamer, or a professional gamer etcetera. Only when you get chosen by the admins to be a moderator do you attain a certain status above your fellow members. And even if you do become a moderator, it doesn't mean you can be a dick to everyone else, well OK Reider sometimes acts like that, but most often it's because he just like to mess with us. But trust me, when things get really out of hand those guys will do the right thing.

So yeah, removing the old post rank system is good.

Now as for this new bit, The "Pink Army" & "LittleKllism" is not a a social caste system if that's what you may be thinking. They're just a buddy group that is a main feature of the forum. I'm pretty certain you are not required to join, unless things have changed recently LOL!

Even if you are required to join, if I recall correctly, "The Pink Army" was originally a groupie for the female members of RomUlation, so if joining is a pre-requisite then, by their old "Doctrines", you must be a girl in order to join them.

As for "LittleKillism", I'm not sure what the pre-requisite is.

Anyway, as I said, it's just a buddy group thing...

And if joining either one is required, then I'll gladly refuse.... a lot of the older folk here do know that I'm a social outcast myself & I'm not too keen on joining groupies of any sort.

 

Woosh!

I agree with Mark and Cahos.. Reider is a dick.

 

I think romulation is a pretty cool guy, eh experiments on users and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

And you just love it when I slip up like that right?

P.S:

And here I thought you'd also be a member of LittleKillism but you aren't?

 

Heh! I cant help it... Reider has a sense of humour, I'm sure he'll take it in good spirit.

 

I love you.

 

You made me laugh, but still you have a good point.

I never did care for ranks too much.

It's a nice little experiment that I am thoroughly enjoying.

 

lol-a seph
btw, we want a dark army of neeerdz!!!!!1!!!

 

damn, i wondered why my daughter is now almost as old as me and i forgot how she was made
gotta get out this group before i go blind or get nob aids.