Ur favorite game quotes from any game

Mine is from Poratal "remember when ur done with the testing u will b baked, then there will b cake"

 

And now the punk who had no respect for other people's property will become someone else's property...in jail!
worlds scariest police chases on psx

 

Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?
DUKE NUKEM

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yourself!
Serious Sam

 

That scene where Duke pays several Dollars to the hooker performing was pure male chauvinistic bliss

Of course I don't approve of the stereotypical label that women were just created to please man schtick, but hey moments like that are just epic

My favorite quote from a videogame is:

"Don't you have any manners!? Why I oughta report you to the Police for going inside other people's houses & checking their dressers without asking for permission. From who did you learn that from?"

Which was from a random town NPC in Earthbound in Onette.

And how about:

"You got....." this & that.

Which is a staple in most games LOL!

 

all your bases are belong to us. saga game me thinks :/

 

It's "all your bases are belong to us", not babes & it was a Sega game.

 

I think my favorite game quotes come from san andreas.. especially from woozie

Woozie: I have a confession to make. I... I'm blind.
Carl Johnson: No shit.

Carl Johnson: Woozie, you know I'm black and not Chinese, right?
Woozie: Carl, I may be blind, but I'm not stupid.

But while woozie has some great stuff the funniest dialogue comes from Sweet and carl talking bout Maccer:

Sweet Johnson: [CJ and Sweet are driving down to Grove Street during
the riots] So whos the weird Brit?
Carl Johnson: What? Oh, Maccer? He got a little problem he cant
control.
Sweet Johnson: What kinda problem?
Carl Johnson: He cant stop, you know, givin himself a little bit.
Sweet Johnson: What, you mean he likes to consult Professor Hans
Jerkov?
Carl Johnson: [laughs] Yeah, regularly.
Sweet Johnson: Spank the monkey?
Carl Johnson: Yeah.
Sweet Johnson: Take Palm-ela out?
Carl Johnson: Quit it! [laughs]
Sweet Johnson: Burp the worm?
Carl Johnson: Enough, man!

 

indeed beginning bit was spelling error wasnt sure on console

 

These:

Spoiler: Favourite Quotes

- ...Why...What the HELL!?!?
- Hello, dead kid speaking.
From Neku Sakuraba, The World Ends With You

- Neku! That's the first time you used my real name!
- Once you see the real me, will we still be friends?
- I'm scared... scared of getting a second chance!
From Shiki Misaki, The World Ends With You.

- But Neku, I thought you couldn't afford to lose. Give up on yourself, and you give up on the world.
- Only by allowing strangers in, we can find new ways to be ourselves.
- Say, Neku...How did you die?
- Let's spend some quality time together.
- Shut up and walk, dear.
From Joshia Kriyu, The World Ends With You.

- Listen up Phones! Cause I ain't asking twice! Please...You gotta help me save Rhyme.
- You aint my partner anymore man... you're... my friend...
From Beat (Daiskukeno Bito), The World Ends With You.

 

I'd love to quote house of the dead overkill...but the language is too much.

The game did get a word record in F-bombs

 

"YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE, HAVEN'T YOU?"

 

kingdom hearts 358/2 days
axel:
"-hey roxas! I bet you dont know why the sun sets red?"
"-you see light is made up a lot of colors and out of all those color .. Red is the one that travels the farthest."
roxas:
"-like I asked "know-it-all"

 

The text is taken from the opening cut scene of the 1991 European Sega Mega Drive version of the video game Zero Wing by Toaplan, which was poorly translated from Japanese. It was popularized by the Something Awful message forums. (wiki)

Mine is "MOTHERF - K!" from the above-mentioned House of the Dead.

 

Phantasy Star Zero
"I was just looking at her...torso"
I'm not sure if this was the exact thing he said.

 

It is dangerous to go alone... take this.

 

- Frank West

- Sgt. Foley

- Vladimir Makarov

- Sora

- Protoss

 

To those in my way I grant a fabulous death! Come, recieve my cold blade
-Melfice from Grandia II