Unofficial Romulation Comedy of Netheads and Forumgoers

I've noticed that, in this part of the forum, there aren't many jokes around. So I decided to amp things up a bit and make a joke thread. Become a RomU comedian instantly!

All you have to do is tell one or more jokes/story jokes per post, and rate the previous poster's joke in a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being terrible joke, 5 being hilarious). And make sure you put a number on it too!

All set? Then get cracking!

I start:

Joke #1
A guy, walks into a bar with a small box tucked underneath his arm. He goes up to the bartender, and asks "hey, if I show you something really cool, then will you give me $1000?"
The bartender replies, "Alright, but I have to warn you, I've seen a lot of things in my time."
The guy opens his box and lo behold, a tiny little man is sitting on a miniature piano, jamming away. "He plays John Cage, Beethoven, Mozart, everyone." The bartender is impressed. As he gives the guy the money, he asks him how he got it. The guy replies, "Well, I was strolling along the beach one day when I found a small brass lamp. I rubbed it and a genie came out and he granted me a wish." The bartender is even more impressed and asked, "Do you think he'll let me have one?" The guy says, "Sure." So the guy pulls out the lamp, the bartender rubs it and the genie appears. The bartender asks "I want a million bucks."
POOF! Out of nowhere, the place is full of ducks. They're knocking everything down, crapping all over the place.
"Why didn't you tell me your genie was defective?!" The bartender screamed at the guy.
The guy replied, "Yep, hard of hearing. I didn't ask for a 12-inch pianist, either."

 

It seems you didn't even try searching for joke threads at the very bottom of the barrell:

http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=40606.msg750974#msg750974
http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=39865.msg733402#msg733402
http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=39142.msg715252#msg715252
http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=36021.msg652640#msg652640
http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=36232.msg658303#msg658303
http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=863.msg5717#msg5717
http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=7560.msg72058#msg72058


Just to name a few.

 

HAHAHAHAHA

I'm sorry, but this is the funniest thread created! Not the joke posted, but the thread.

 

I wasn't looking for those specific jokes, just an all-rounder jokes thread for the whole commune.

 

As you can see, people did thought of the same thing & posted joke threads at one time or another. And to prove it, leave your thread be for a few moths & somebody might eventually put up another joke thread in its place