I'm gonna download Ubuntu for my laptop, but am not sure if i'm supposed to use the Netbook or Desktop version. And how the heck do I pronounce "Ubuntu" anyway?
Personally, I wouldn't get either. It doesn't matter I think which you get. It's pronounced Oo-boon-too. http://danielmiessler.com/blog/this-is-how-you-pronounce-ubuntu I knew how to pronounce it before I googled it. And any other OS' rhyming with Ubuntu are pronounced the same way. ie. Kubuntu = Koo-boon-too.
You could try both. Though, you may want the Desktop version since laptops are just portable desktops. And the laptop is most likely either x32 or x64.