Twilight has claimed another victim.

Man dies while watching Twilight.

Ya, the movie is apparently that bad.

 

"Man watching Twilight" is an oxymoron. His death is the result of this contradiction.

 

I see, it was one of those paradox correcting events...

 

(Shouldn't this be in world news?)


I wonder what the real cause of death is...

 

I think that is cause enough.

 

I think I would've died if I went to see the Avatar: TLA movie

 

i've seen al twilights so far and read all the books....i did both alone.....why am i not dead?!

 

The universe does not count you as a man.

 

well..........what's the easiest way to die? (if i need to make a new topic for that question., tell me.....)

 

watching the twilight series

 

never read and never seen no twilight book or movie.... thus my universal spirit shall live on

 

put them together....i wanna die, so i watched the movies/read the books.....so WTF! i don't wanna still be alive!

 

The only guys that watch Twilight are the ones that wish to be girls.

 

it's not only girls that like violent romance films......

 

If Twilight is violent, than movies for kids are only for mature audiences.

 

i know the books were......

 

stuff from the last book blah

Spoiler

the twlight saga was supposed to be for older audiences
especially when in the last book i think edward eats bellas baby and jacob falls in love with it ( something like that :)
tha author must have been high

 

.............i don't think i'm ever gonna read the last book now....thanks a lot....

 

sorry forgot to put spoilers XD