Tommorow is my birthday

I just wanted to let people know tommorow the second of December im going to be 14 ;D

 

Happy birthday!

have a nice day
and PARTY!!!

 

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Pretty much, couldn't you have waited till tomorrow to post your birthday topic?

EDIT: Also, is this a good reason to PARTY?

 

nah need to go to school and thedn all kind of people come to my house so i havent got much time

 

Screw school and friends.

 

Guys, I just finished my prototype for my "I don't give a fuck" ray. Anyone want to test it out?

 

My friend's birthday is on the second too. The only difference is... I know her, and I don't care about you.

 

Harsh?

 

feliz cumpleanos

 

The truth, in this case, =/= harsh.

 

My birthday is tomorrow too, and I'm far more important.

So very much more important.

 

ily.

 

Orly?

 

This calls for a party!

 

Feliz Navidad!

Happy Birthday!

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Many years ago today something grew
inside of your mother...
That thing was you

YOU

YOU YOU YOU YOU

Did she scream did she cry
Only those that are born are the ones that
Get to die

One more year closer to dying
Rotting organs ripping grinding
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self abhorrence

Years keep passing aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new perscription
Bullet in a fucking gun

One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every New Year

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die

Now you're old and full of hatred
Take a pill to masturbatred
Children point to you and scream
Because they will become that thing

One more year of further suffering
There's no point of fucking bluffing
Open up your DETHDAY present
It's a box of fucking nothing

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY
DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die

 

Ace: u just won 5 creepy points. thats hard to do congrats

 

I usually give out this song when people are happy about their birthday. I then like to remind them that deth is only a few short breathes away. Always hiding behind a corner. :3

 

Sad birthday to you, sad birthday to you, you are one year closer to death, sad birthday to you...

 

Greetings to all the usual dickheads.

And a happy birthday to you OP.

 

That's a bit harsh...not my fault I got a birth defect that makes my head look like that...