things that video game characters would say .....in bed

think of your favorite video game character either hero or villian and come up with funny scripts or lines when there going to bed or in bed already. ill go first


(ken with a woman ) oh oh yeah i think i am cummin oh yeah hadoooooooooken.

i hope everyone else can do better.

 

Leon: I really hope the secret service dosen't walk in.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/903340/10_things_yoda_would_say_in_bed/

 

Girl: Did you just bust? *worried look*
Naruto: Believe it! *grins*

 

scorpion: damn that is the 6,578,981st women that jumped out the window when they saw my flaming head.

 

Sasuke : I will get my revenge!!

 

SNAKE: colonel i discover a new undisclosed territory what are the procedures

colonel: well first thing of course is getting out of that box you hiding under of........... damn how long have i been working with this guy.

 

*Legend of Zelda Acquiring an item fanfare*

Da da da dum!!

You have acquired Princess Zelda's panties!

LOL! I can't find it, but there was this guy who posted a video on youtube with screen shots of the funny stuff he did with photoshop & on it was a photo of Link holding a pair of panties. Link was taken from either Ocarina of time or Majora's Mask posed infront of a treasure box holding up his loot. On another photo Link was holding up a new CRT Monitor LOL!

 

mario: whoaaaaaa mama mia cleaning this pipe is harder than being a plumber.

 

i remember this one

 

Female spy: Medic! Medic!
Medic: Oh yeah baby!
Female spy: After this I will have to kill you
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Magikarp: Karp karp
Magikarp 2: KARP
*Magikarp used splash attack
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Peach: Oh.. Are you... Oh.. Sure that.. Oh.. Mario won't.. Oh.. Find out.. Ooh yeah..
*Mario walks in
Luigi: WEEGEE

 

Capt. Falcon: Falcon Punch!!

 

Otacon : SNAKE!! SNAAKE!! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!

 

Phoenix Wright in bed with a random female:
Female: Go on! GO ON!
Phoenix: OBJECTION!

 

Prof. Oak: Ooohh... Are you a boy or a girl?

 

LMAO! You forgot "What time is it now?" & "Is it Daylingt Savings Time?"

 

Pfahahhaa
that one was awesome

 

Ha! The old prof, he swings both ways x3

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Scout: BONK!
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Fox Mcloud: Yiff yiff yiff
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Cooking Mama: Add the sauce
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Lucario and Gardevoir: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JZzKJTng1U&feature=channel_page
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Characters of Starfox in an orgy: DO A BARREL ROLL! PRESS A TO SHOOT!
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Resi 5 characters: I'm reloading, cover me!

 

Left 4 Dead- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW8tE93Vx8Q

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