things that happen.

1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or a myspace.

4.) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5

10.) you actually looked up to check if there was a number 5.

11.) and now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.)post if you got owned and you know you did

 

13) Putting my underpants in the frigde...

 

did you read the list?^

 

i really did get owned...

 

Okayyy..i did XD

 

must revive this to own more people

 

I just read through it.

I'm in a "just woke up" state of mind and I feel kinda fuzzy, but you'll have to do better than that.

And I didn't read number 5 more than once.

I read each line ONLY once.

 

.... xd

 

I dont have a boss, i only checked #5 and didnt smile.

 

isn't this handy

 

6) happens to me a lot!

 

lol

 

My OCD prevented me from getting owned.

 

Never!

 

can you see the future?

 

I did not get owned. But I still post.

 

...I see this thing daily...

And I always get owned because each one is simerlar, yet different enough to fool me

 

that's why you always check the numbers first!

 

I didn't get OWNED cause most of the things on the list doesn't happen here

 

point 9!!!