The world panics as the "Swine" flu takes a new twist!

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.

 

rofl are people still falling for this?

 

Is it true? lol

 

what the hell? weirdest thing i've read today, and i read a lot of junk when i'm bored. if the "zombie" incident is true then... i smell a case of Resident Evil in Real Life
although it IS very hard to believe...

 

you all think i was mad for having a well thought out zombie plan, who's laughing now.

and i shouldn't of showed this to my girlfriend she has just been crying since i showed her (she hates zombies)

EDIT: just looked and its a hoax

 

Well DUH!

What gave it away? The fact that it's posted in the Joke forum? Or the "Bounce With Me" web address?

 

Bounce me up!

 

i so saw that GOTCHA coming =P
but it's a decently written joke i have to say. and what's with the Bounce With Me web address anyways? that i think was more creepy than the "article" itself

 

The other day I found a survey online about whether or not I could survive a Zombie attack... I think I'd be okay if this was real

 

nice fake, it looks realy real

 

ooh z h1n1.

 

Hey guys, you're all great friends, but if that epidemic comes true and zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you first

EDIT: by the way, I realise it's just a hoax

 

yup i too will be triping/throughing people in the zombie path to save my self (in those situation when the zombies come its every man for them self in my head. unless there family)

 

DUDE! i dident finish that game yet, good thing i stoped it before i saw much of anything

 

It should be in Onion News rofl