The swap game, from a paperclip to a ...

Ok, in this game we gonna start with a paper clip, I have a paper clip and trade it with someboddy for a pen , and then against earplugs, then against such a theme park tickets, and continue. And the game is that we started with a paperclip and totaly trade it for a house or car just something others

Example:
I start with a paperclip
The other: I swap him for a pen
The other: I swap the pen for Headsets

And go so on

Let's start:
I swap my paper clip for...

(ps: keep it clean please)

 

a toilet paper

 

I'll swap your toilet paper for a christmas-ball

 

I'll swap your Christmas Ball for a ball of poo for my Dung Beetle

 

I'll swap your ball of poo for a toilet

 

I'l swap your toilet for an Chipod (ipod clone)

 

I'll swap your Chipod for a Rubik's cube.

 

Ill swap rubix cube for a dozen cookies

 

I swap your dozen cookies for a brick

 

I'll swap your brick for a ban hammer ;D

 

I'll swap your ban hammer for a PAYYOURRENT slip

 

I trade your PAYYOURRENT slip for a bath-towel with the impression of money

 

I trade your bath-towel for a half-eaten ham sandwich.

 

I'l swap your half-eaten ham sandwich for an 5 pokemon cards

 

I swap ur pokemon cards for yugioh cards

 

i'l swap you yu gi oh cards for $5,00

 

I'll swap $5 for 500 shares in the stock market. (Thats about 1cent per share)

 

I swap your 500 shares for a hockey net

 

i'l swap your hockey net for an hockey stick

 

I'l swap your hockey stick for an Ps3 controller