The SIMs Goin' Bad-ASS GTA Gay Haven

What would you get if "The Sims" games got all mixed up with the "GTA"
(Grand Theft Auto) games??

Well, for one thing, you'll get a totally kick-ass Sims game!!. Imagine,
a Sims game where you not only contend with your usual bodily needs such
as hunger, thirst , the need to crap , the need to take a bath, tiredness &
sleepines, but instead you'll satisfy your urge to beat someone's face in,
the urge to steal someone elses wheels, the urge to ransack another SIMs
house & my personal favorite, the need to get LAID!!! Hehe.

A Sims game where you create a bad-ass family where the dad's a pro
assassin, the mom's a hooker & you teach your kids that beating up their
classmates & stealing from them are kewl!!! Or, you could create a disfunctional
family where the dad's always out (probably coz his in jail & stuff),
mom's a crack addict & the kids are either physically or sexually abused, AWESOME eh!?

On the other hand, you might get a totally hilarious gay GTA title where
your character's main goal is to be the hippest, gayest metrosexual in
the city hehehe. ;D ;D ;D

 

Well...GTA San Andreas does have a little sims influence where you have to eat, you can buy houses, work out and stuff..

 

You also can't forget you also have to shoot things in order to get your skill with that particular gun up, as well as driving around in various vehicles to enhance your driving ability

That game is starting to sound really tempting to play again now. I should try getting everything this time too.

 

Haha yeah it's kinda fun to play every now and then. What I like to do is go rampage with a Hydra.

 

dude kids get messed up enough just playing the game.... imagine the little bastards after raising a whole family

 

Gta S.A and Sims have alot of similarities....

 

Readi9ng through your posts I get the feeling that you mis interpreted
what I'm getting at so let me simlpify.

The SIMs games are known to be very immersive but in a hilarious ways, the
ways how you SIM reacts to successfully mastering or fullfilling a task or
skill, the ways you make them socialize with other SIMS (most notable is
the trademark SIM language composed mostly of inaudinle gibberish). And
in the games your main goal is to live out a nice, simple yet funny life.
Now take those elements & put them in the GTA world where its more of a
violent, mature oriented world!!

Take out all of GTA's violence, crime & sex themes, then put in SIM's
hilarious elements & you'll get a very 50's tv style world! Or, imagine
how funny it would be if your GTA character interacts with everyone in
the game using SIM language. Or Instead of being given tasks that may be
of an illegal nature someone asks you to beautify their home or make
hilarious conversations with a mob boss to make him disband his posse &
start a nice life?

Now as for a SIM game with a GTA feel. take the SIMs'create a SIM, take
care of your SIM element & put in GTA's violent & mature content & you'll
probably get a SIM game where your goals are of a "Dark side" nature. you'll
still concentrate on creating (rather designing) your SIM's home & interact
with others but not in a funny way, instead of showing off to another guy's
SIM you'll beat the bloody hell out of him, instead of designing the perfect
SIM's resort you'll design the world's phattest mob boss pad or design your
own kewl safe house, instead of goin on a hot date you be goin to a hot
"matress mambo" (hehe you think I'd post anything way beyond naughty on
the post, no way!!), instead of buikding a legit business empire, you'll
found one that's based on contraband.

Hope this clears things up & oh sorry for the disfunctional family thingy
I just got carried away from watching too many South Park episode, damn I
just love Eric Cartman hehe.