The "RomUlation Telemarketer's Pitch" Game

Ever answered an annoying phone call at midnight thinking it's important or urgent news only to find out it's some Telemarketer trying to sell you stuff, or ever seen those ridiculous "Home Shopping Network" shows selling ridiculous crap wasting valuable Television air time? Well that's the main objective of this game!

Do a sales pitch with Romulation & if you like the community's members as the item you are offering!

Be as creative & persuasive as you can to make a hard sale!

Unfortunately I myself suck at this so here I go LOL!

Hi there folks! Ever get pissed off by people who use chat &/or L33T speak on your forums?

Ever get tired of constantly having to correct people's grammar whenever they post on a topic discussion?

Well worry no more thanks to....

TEH GRAMMAR NAZI!


For only three easy payments of 100 post counts per day you can get your very own....

TEH GRAMMAR NAZI!


Yes "Teh Grammar Nazi" will make sure that people who butcher the English Language on your forums will be dealt with a terrible fate.

Your Teh Grammar Nazi comes complete with a wide knowledge of the English Dictionary & grammar so no mis-spelled word or poorly constructed phrase, sentence &/or paragraph will not be left un-noticed & the Thread poster promptly warned about it.

Call & order in the next 10 seconds & you will also receive your very own....

BAN HAMMER!


To get your "Teh Grammar Nazi" with a Free Ban Hammer just call in the next 5 seconds on our toll free* hotline: 1-800-R O M U L A T I O N, that's 1-800-R O M U L A T I O N

So call now our operators are standing by!

*All phone calls will be charged $100USD per second.

 

Hello Sir/ma'am my name is Cahos & I'm from RomUlation.net. Your name & phone number was chosen at random by our "Troll-o-matic 500" computer & we called to inform you that you've won one terrible time at our forums. For every post you make within the forums you will receive either a witty, snark remark from one of our resident trolls or if you get lucky you might win an all expense trip to a major Flame war when you fall for a cleverly laid flame bait by a hater. So what are you waiting for? Log on in & show the world you have no life by trollin' our fine forums

 

0800 - B U T T - H U R T - M U C H ?

 

Umm, hello Would, you be interested in buying a sarcasm robot? It's not in great condition, I found it all fucked up in the middle of the street trying to rape some traffic lights... No? What about a goat or some weird teenagers? You're not interested in them at all? Oh well, I suppose that nobody will ever love them then
What about me? You don't even need to give me money, just hug me once in a wh- Oh, OK. Well, sorry to bother you, have a good evening.

By Zeus, this is a brilliant game.

 

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