The Psychological game

Disclaimer: This game is for fun, and these problems may or may not be real, but answer them anyway.

This is a game where the [1st] person posts a psychological problem they have/ are joking about.
The [2nd] person responds with an answer and then they post a problem.
Then it continues.

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Example:
P1: Q:I keep forgetting stuff!
P2: A:Use stickynotes. Q:I fear dogs more than anything.
P3: A:Get a goldfish. Q:I am scared of the dark.
end example.

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I'll start with mine:
Q:I get bored of MMORPGs and other games really fast.

 

A: Play tabletop games. Q: I'm deathly afraid of lightning, unless I am indoors, in which case I love to watch it.

 

A: never go outside

Q: i can't get up in the mornings

 

A:Stay up all night

Q:I think this is such a useless thread yet I'm posting

 

A: Don't come here again?

Q: I'm so lonely.

 

A: Keep posting here-prehaps someone on the spamthread will give you some new friends.


Q.My feet hurt, and I must walk around for hours on end-what do I do?

 

A:Get a wheelchair.

Q.I have no friends...

 

A: Leave your room.

Q:I am freaked out. I think I am the most awesome person in the world. What should I do?

 

A:jump of a bridge

Q:I can't sleep-scared to take a pill and warm milk fails me, any suggestions ?

 

A:I once watched in a cartoon...
*picks a wooden hammer

Q:Why am I starring at my hand now?

 

A:Because you ate too many magic mushrooms

Q:Why am I even here?

 

A:Becouse your booty call at 3 am failed you.

Q:I remember a topic like that. Do you guys?

 

A: I don't remember anything (oh wait that my problem)

Q: I don't remember anything

 

A: Alec used hypnosis!

Q: I've got a cold.

 

A:Your dreams have come true! You are now cool.

Q:Why I still play AC?

 

A: Because you have nothing better to do.
Q: My computer is repeatedly freezing. I get angry to easily and i have no patience.

 

Buy a new one.

Q: I hate myself...

 

A: kill yourself with a Beretta.

Q: I don't like to do the laundry

 

A: Join a nudist colony.

Q: I like lizards and snakes, but am deathly afraid of cockroaches.

 

A. Move in to the reptile section at the zoo.

Q. I have no patience... what should I do?