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The "Post your Wacky &/or Pointless Tutorial here" Game

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by Cahos Rahne Veloza, Mar 27, 2011.

  1. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    WARNING!!

    This is just a silly game so do not expect any serious tutorials &/or guides concerning playing ROM or applying patches to games on here.

    Rules:

    1. Think up any silly, random & if possible pointless "How to do" tutorial.
    2. Break down the steps in doing whatever it is you want to post a tutorial of & write it down.
    3. Post the tutorial on this thread.

    How to pick one's nose

    1. Wait for the most opportune moment preferably when you feel an itch up your nose & there are a lot of people who will witness your activity.

    2. Choose which finger you will use for nose picking, just remember your thumb will not work as it's too big to fit inside your nostrils.

    3. Insert your finger in your nostril & fiddle around until the itch goes away.
    3.a. If you feel something sticky & icky inside do your best to get it on your finger & get it out.

    4. Make sure you are facing a lot of people as you pick your nose as the joy of nose picking is heightened when people get to see & get disgusted by it.

    5. For best results swipe your booger &/or snot encrusted finger at someone in the "audience" & wait for them to either slap you in the face (if the participant is a girl) or beat your face in if the participant is a guy.
     
  2. nex26

    nex26 Well-Known Member

    Ways to be a good mod.
    1. Lock this thread
     
  3. lewis9191

    lewis9191 Well-Known Member

     
  4. Stanley Richards

    Stanley Richards Well-Known Member

    How to be a fairly decent person here.


    1. Worship nex.
    2. Do whatever he says.
    3. Never ever fail to disappoint him.
    4. Worship nex.
    5. Make this a stickied tutorial in the tutorial section.
     
  5. finalmario

    finalmario Well-Known Member

     
  6. j c 2000

    j c 2000 Well-Known Member

    That's more like it.
     
  7. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    How to be a total buzz kill:

    1. Follow nex's stupidity.
    2. Troll like a n00b.
    3. Rinse & repeat...
     
  8. FireKuraWolf

    FireKuraWolf New Member

    How to draw an anime character in three steps:
    1.Make a prefect circle.
    2.Make the guide lines.
    3:DO THE REST.
     
  9. darkrequiem

    darkrequiem Well-Known Member

    How To (Maybe) Become a Rock/Pop-Star!

    Prerequisites
    * Super model looks and/or extreme sex appeal
    * Must not have any serious disabilities
    * Preferably below age 28

    1) Write songs about anything. Really. Anything.
    2) Record un-mastered version of songs.
    3) Somehow get record deal and 'masterful' recordings of your songs. Suggestions include: not sucking (Your voice should not actually suck, that is. You, on the other hand, might want to literally suck for a higher chance at getting signed.)
    4) 'Fix' any errors with just a bit of auto-tune.
    5) If song still sounds awful, auto-tune the entire song. Or consider quitting.
    6) Adverts. Adverts. Adverts.
    7) (Hopefully) Profit.
     
  10. Jonez001

    Jonez001 Well-Known Member

    LOL
     
  11. ShinChanfan

    ShinChanfan Well-Known Member

    How to post properly on this thread

    1. Don't mention Nex.(Thats right, I capitalized it. Wanna fight about it?)
    2. Don't keep quoting people.
    3. Know the lyrics to Amazing Horse
    4. Actually try to come up with something original

    And I'm fully aware I failed #4
     
  12. j c 2000

    j c 2000 Well-Known Member

    I do want to fight about it.
     
  13. nex26

    nex26 Well-Known Member

    You do realise I don't actually care about whether then n is capitalized or not, but it's still cute people like you actually thinks it's a way to annoy me.

    Also, nex.
     
  14. darkrequiem

    darkrequiem Well-Known Member

    This thread is almost a sure way to fail with originality since it requires effort and stuff.
     
  15. ShinChanfan

    ShinChanfan Well-Known Member

    How to draw a owl

    1. Draw some circles
    2. Draw the rest of a fucking owl.
     
  16. j c 2000

    j c 2000 Well-Known Member

    How to rip your ears out.

    1. Listen to Rebecca Black
     
  17. Suiseiseki

    Suiseiseki Well-Known Member

    How to be me

    1. Set up internet business
    2. Sit in front of computer
    3. Jack it to internet porn every day
    4. Repeat 3 as required
     
  18. will1008

    will1008 Well-Known Member

    I'm stuck at number 5.
     
  19. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    How not to be ugly:

    1. Step number 1., curse your parents for having you born a deformed monstrosity.
    2. Wear a paper bag on your head for the rest of your life.
    3. Get a good paying job.
    4. Save up money.
    5. Get cosmetic surgery.
    6. Get back at the people who made fun of you & tormented you by showing them how hawt you now look.
    7. Die a bitter person.
     
  20. ShinChanfan

    ShinChanfan Well-Known Member

    How to sit on a chair

    1. Sit on a chair.