The One-Sentence Story Game

I remember playing this game when I was 12, so I decided to try to start it up on the forums. Pretty much, what happens is that one person writes only one sentence to start off the story. Then the next person comes along and writes another one to help continue the story. Then someone else does the same, and so on. Allow me to begin:



"One day I was walking down the street when, suddenly, a homeless guy appeared in front of me with a bottle of vodka in his hand."

 

then he said "can you give me some spare change...?"

 

I replied to him, "YOU MUST BE TROLLIN' BECAUSE YOU BE DRESSED UP WITH THE FINEST CLOTHES AND ARE HOLDING A MUDKIPZ DOLL!"

 

The homeless man then looked at me with the expresion '...WTF??'.

 

Suddenly, the guy's body began to glow.

 

He was playing with some glow sticks and swallowed a couple.

 

This triggers a hidden power in him.

 

His DNA fused with the glow sticks creating the hero known as Neo-Spacian Glow Moss

 

He then called for his side kick, Gobbler Renji who wears a Kirby-looking outfit.

 

Renji then sucks up Glow moss and turns into Glow Kirby!!

 

But Glow Kirby Doesnt know that he has the only one woth superpowers,
I equipped a super powered weapon named, the "Glow Kirby Killer"
which gives the wearer amazing abilities that gives the skill "Pwn Glow Kirby" and "My Little PWNy"!!!!!!

(Wow, that was a long sentence...)

 

But before HaseoTOD could use his amazing weapon, A Monster Shows up and Chews him up! xP

 

but before he did that, i bashed in the "nothing will happen when you didnt follow the rules" cheat!

(THIS IS NOT A SENTENCE!: hah! i followed the rules now!)

 

I got resurrected, and i am the one who bashed you instead ( again Instant K.O. and cannot be prevented )...

 

I now step into the fray and murder everyone and bring the magic glowing hobo back to life.

 

CJDogger then falls out of the sky grinning whilst wearing a Pirate hat he throws down multiple spells of Hell Firaga, he then casts Raise on everybody while flying off.

 

Then Chuck Norris appears.

 

A hole in the sky forms, lightning hits Chuck Norris which activates the Lightning Falcon Punch!

 

Then all hell breaks lose, including Marcus sawing noobs in half with his chainsaw gun.