the most random chat you ever had

post what was the most random chat you ever had.
i am not counting irc chating for a couple of reasons.

here's mine
Friend i'm eating chicken nuggets
Mr.Madsen/me ok
friend with BBQ sauce
Mr.Madsen/me ok
friend its really good
Mr.Madsen/me ok
friend dmsldkhfnlsa/kfhk;as
Mr.Madsen/me whats wrong with you
friend I love you :-*
Mr.Madsen/me
Mr.Madsen/me i have to go bye
friend bye :-*

 

that some pretty gay talk i dont really have a random chat lol

 

My time!

Freind: Hi there
Me:...
Freind: Hellooo?
Me:...
Freind: Hey! DUDE!
Me:... Go away im being emo
Freind: Why the hell.. your not emo!
Me:...
Freind: HEY! D0000000000D!
Me:... Wait.. Your right? im not emo
Freind: See!
Me:.. You know what
Freind: No?
Me:...
Freind : Aw man not again
Me: .. What?
Freind: Your sayin dot dot dot! all the time
Me:... No im not
Freind: Yes you are
Me: No im not
Freind : Yes you are
Me:.. You know what?
Freind: No.. and dont eaven think about sayin dot dot dot!
Me: .. You SUCK!

To be Cuntinued!
Dun Dun Dun Duun

PS: Yes i know this dident happen in real life, so i made it up. i hope its okay.. Cus me likey making stuff up
So in paticular i have done something like it but not exactly like it. So i hope its okay i made it uo
No ima go bye bye
.. Bye bye!

 

some are tagalog.. :3


~Johncarl
hey
anu apilyido ni..(whats the last name of)
MJ
~Geneca
yow
WTH'S an MJ?
~Johncarl
MJ
grade 5
~Geneca
MJ what?
~Johncarl
btw, my pc is infested with VIRUSes
~Geneca
MJ who? i mean
~Johncarl
yung maliit na athlete(the small athlete)
ow.
OSHIT.
~Geneca
cooool. Just like ours before it got formatted. ))
~Johncarl
duh
~Geneca

~Johncarl
apilyido time.(lastname time)
WHAT
is
APILYIDO
of
MJ
~Geneca
I dunno
~Johncarl


~Geneca
yeah
~Johncarl
XD
~Geneca
GTG
~Johncarl
gooby
allright
gooby
~Geneca
remind pala muna kita sa project natin sa e.math(I should remind you of our project in Emath)
~Johncarl
anu
anu yun(what, whats that?)
?
patay patay patay!!!!(OH FUCK FUCK FUCK)
~Geneca
gawa ka 3 examples each. bawat topic natin nung 3rd q.(we should make 3 examples of each topic we had last 3rd quarter)
~Johncarl
tell me ehat to do CAREFULLY
give meh examples!!!
meron pa?(do you still have examples?)
zomg!!!
~Geneca
walaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa na ko examples. kuha ka sa net. )(none. go get some from the net)
wala na
ZOMG?

~Johncarl
.wait.
anu topic natin sa EMATH ULIT?
FUCK, what?!

Geneca is offline.

 

Person on my friends list: Hi.
Me: K.

 

My phone rings

"Hello,are you the householder"

Me-"What the fuck has it got to do with you"

"Are you interested in double glazing"

Me-"No,so fuck off"

 

Hahah, the most random conversation is a secrett, and so is the second and third.. so the fourth! would be all:

Me: Hi, Seth.

Seth: Uhh.. hi.

Me: You been good?

Seth: Yeah.. do I know you?

Me: Yes.

.... (awkward silence)

Seth: So.. who are you?

Me: I dunno. But I hate your mom.

Seth: MY MOM'S IN THE HOSPITAL WITH KIDNEY STONES, YOU BITCH.

Me: .. Yeah, okay.

Seth: God. -hangs up-

Me & Brooklyn: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Dumbass.

and this was about a year ago. xP

 

Hurr, kidney stones.
I've had quite a few random conversations with you. O-o
I'm not posting them though. x3

I had this earlier.

Michael: Merry Christmas!
Me: Hai hai, merry christmas to you too.
Michael: What did you get for christmas?
Me: Some clothes, money, shaving stuff, man presents, the usual..
Me: How about you?
Michael: Man presents? o.o
Me: Yeah, deoderant, underwear, stuff, e.g- The lynx deoderant and shower gel pack.
Michael: Lynx! You wearing it now?
Me: Yeah, why?
Michael: *rapes you*.

I blocked them now.

 

Hahahah.. xD

Hurr. =P
When do we have random conversations? o__O

 

I think it's just you with the random. ;O

 

Nahhh, our conversations are perfectly normal! =P

 

Haha, I recall quite a few that weren't. Hmmhmm.
But back on topic!

Me: Hai.
Phil: Who are you?
Me: A troll.
Phil: Oh..
Phil: Do me!
Me: Wat.

 

Shirt: I cant believe that the fair was over in a matter of 23/54 of 20 seconds!
Me: I don't speak Italian.
Bob the Hat: bedancht vur de coffee.
Me: Dutchman of the flying vending machines!!! run from the lazy destiny cat! it will eat all the cancer in your body!!!!
Shirt: isn't that good?
Me: I DON"T speak Italian!
Shirt: Raaaarrrrgh.
Bob the hat: I'm going to take that book and beat you to death with it.
Me: I like candy.
Flying Vending machine:Nyieng, Nyieng, Nyieng!!!

I had this conversation in my imagination. True false story.

 

0.o wat.

You have some really wierd chats with your friends lol