The "Insult the next poster" game

Okay here's a new game we could play, rules are easy:

1. Insult the next person to post
2. Just don't use racist remmarks, slurs or anything that would fall under "hitting below the belt", if you know what I mean.
3. No extremely sexually insinuating posts either

Let's begin with:

Hey next guy, I heard you still drool in your sleep & wet your bed all the time ;D

 

Phwaaah - Hey next guy - you stink like crap and use your crabs to scare people

 

Hey next dude, who buys your clothes, your mom.

 

Hey - you wre born via a test tube and made to eat wet dog fur for breakfast

 

LOL, I knew this thread would catch your attention loony

Back to the game.

Excuse me, what's that cologne you're using? Au de toilette? I thought it was toilet bowl water.

 

Hey! Guy below me!! Who cut your hair?? Stevie Wonder..

 

Hey you suck (Too creative for u, I know)

 

The dude below got murdered on IRC by a bot

 

hey anyone who is below me im insulting you!

 

Hmm... I need a ruling from the higher ups on this one because this sounds racist & also intolerant for:

1. Stevie Wonder is an African American
2. Stevie Wonder is blind so yeah that seems prejudistic

@Bhatooth, that isn't an insult.

Next guy, I heard you stole from your mother's purse.

 

off-topic: Cahos - its not racist, its an insult because the dude's blind
On-topic: Hey dude below, you were ran over by ananchored wheelchair.

 

hey dude below i heard your girlfriend is a dude

 

Hey next guy I heard you're such a great cook! Being able to burn down your house while frying a single egg takes masterful skill ;D

 

thats what im sayin'!!!!!

hey next guy, where did you get that outfit? the toilet store?!?!? (anchorman reference)

 

Hey next dude, your family are so geeky you're girlfriend complains about you not having enough RAM.

 

Hey! next poster

 

usoppu you're not insulting me you're ordering me to shut the hell up

then next poster i heard you bought a stuff toy yesterday because your mommy was away and you were afraid

 

hey i heard that yo mamma so fat he cant get on a bus