The "Command the next poster" game

This is a game of "Simon Says", except we don't need to say "Simon Says" before we make someone do something.

Commands are STRICTLY LIMITED to making the next poster post using fancy fonts, double posting (yes you can make the next poster double post), saying something you want them to say, EXCEPT making them say something obscene, foul, vulgar or incriminating. You can also command the next poster to post a photo of something searchable via google, again nothing obscene, foul, vulgar or incriminating.

With the case of photos, don't be specific! Don't be a smart ass asking for say "a naked photo of Britney Spears drinking & smoking while making out with someone". That's also obscene & not allowed.

After fulfilling the previous poster's command, you can now command the next "unlucky" poster ;D

UPDATED:

Because of several people who are just big smart asses, ruining the game, I add three new rules to the game:

1. You are not allowed to post any command that will kill the game like the following:

or,

2. You are not allowed to ask for something impossible such as the one above, again I ask that you follow the Original set of rules, posting in a fancy way, making the next poster say something or asking for a photo.

3. If any smart asses do ask for something impossible, just ignore it, confirm that their request is fullfilled by posting "Done!" & move onto a new command of your own.

To start things off:

Next Poster, post using yellow size 20 fonts saying "RomUlation is Awesome!"

 

RomUlation is Awesome
I command thee to post a picture of Mudkipz

 

Done!

Next Poster, I command you to post a quote containing all the things that irritates Born2killx, as he posted on "The irritation Thread".

 

I command the next poster NOT to post....

(nice going kirbster, you just killed the thread)

 

I am a person, not a poster, therefore a "poster" cannot post. See, flawless logig.
Me got succees. Me vely smarht.

Next poster, post a very very funny picture, and I will come to your country and punish you if it does not make me laugh.

 

Nice going hahahahaha, finding a clever way to work around renji's attempt to kill the thread, quite frankly I was at my wits end on how to get by renji's post ;D



I command the next person to Post using SMS speak & add to your post a ROFL Copterz image.

 

dude u stole my post! ;D ;D i'll try 2 speak SMS but tbh i h8 it... but w/e
i hereby command the next poster 2 rant about their day

this is best i can do for the image

 

I had to go to college today, whats wrong with that you say ? its WEEKEND hear on Thursday (true story)

TELL ME WHAT DID YOU EAT FOR BREAKFAST ! ?

 

Weetabix, nomnomnom
I demand you next person to talk feminine

 

;D
Hey, girl, maybe we can get together sometime and go shopping and after that we can go to the spa and get our nails done. Then later we can go to the salon and get our hair did.
I command the next poster to type a sentence in all caps.

 

I HAVE HAD THE MOST BORING DAY EVER...BUT SWITCHING ALL THE COMPUTERS AROUND WAS FUN LOL

I command the next person to quote of popgamerzz (Linky in sig)...That'll get you workin'

 

Like this?

Nao, talkz liek a LOLCAT!

 

i aktuly leik to talk lolcat languaj with homans, me likes...

i command the next poster to post a picture of a lolcat ;D

 

i command the next person to post a funny picture a Nintendo game

 

I command the next poster to post an Epic Fail picture.

 

I command the next poster to post a picture of Moses holding an electric guitar instead of the commandments rock, I know the image exists...

 

i command the next poster to instert a picture of a game released in japan but not in the us

 

Game is called: Doki doki majo shinpan! it lets you touch cute girls to see if they're witches XD

man i wish they released it in english version....

i command the next poster to post a picture of a baseball fail!

 

i command the next poster to post a yet unreleased movie

 

I demand rule 34 of said poster.

I hate life.

I demand next poster to have 3 children out of urethra.