The "Buy & Sell" Game

This one's gonna be like those Buyers & Sellers ads in newspapers where we post anything we want to buy or are selling. Only thing is, this is just a game

Rules:

1. You post stuff you want to buy or sell.
2. All ads must be imaginary only, that is no posting of things you are actually selling or are looking into buying in the real world
3. All wares can be real life stuff, but pursuant to rule number 2, do not expect to actually find a deal & try to contact a participant for an actual transaction.
4. Prices can be ridiculously high or low as this is just a game after all.
5. If you want to "pretend" buying someone's ware/s or "pretend" selling stuff to them, quote said persons post & reply with a BOUGHT! or SOLD! remark.

As an example:

Mark: Buying World Domination for $1 Billion USD.

Frank:

SOLD!
Buying The Game for 1 pence.
Selling day old snot for $10 million USD.

6. You can choose to buy or sell to other people's previous posts, not just the one immediately before your post.

Example:

John: Buying toilet Paper
Bill: Selling Ice cream
Fiona: Selling jam, buying fruit.
Sarah

SOLD!

BOUGHT!

So, let the game begin

Selling: Pineapple & tomato souffle for $300USD
Month old moldy bread for $50USD

Buying: Yo Momma! for $100USD