telling it like it isn't

It goes like this: someone posts a question that they know the answer to and someone else replies with an answer that isn't correct.

Let me start:


why is seph called seph ?

 

Because of Sephiroth, DUH!

What happened to Michael Jackson's skin?

 

He spilt white paint on himself and he became white man

What came first the chicken or the egg ?

 

the duck who else!
why is this thread so random ?!

 

Because the posters are so smart!

Where in the world is Carmen Sandeago?

 

She's somewhere over the rainbow

Where in the depths of hell is matt?

 

loonylion knows

Why did deathbreak911 insult us?

 

Cause he loves pineapples

Why are you naked in my house?

 

Because I'm the Queen of Mars

How much wood would a wood chuck, chuck.. if a wood chuck woulld chuck wood?

 

5

who stole my pants?

 

Spongebo Squarepants did

Why aren't there pink elephants in Africa?

 

because pink isn't hip for the elephants

Why does George lucas like wangs

 

Because megaman rocks.

Why is Why spelled W-H-Y not W-A-I

 

Because in frenc it would sound as ouais

Why is God godly?

 

Because he gives PS2 to whoever accepts him!

Why am I sitting?

 

because you're not standing duh!!!

why is this thing a bit huge?

 

You have a fetish for big green letters.

Is the TV show "Doctor Who" a factual representation of what gows on in that London?

 

Yes, why just last week I saved a dieing alien race.


Who is captain ROM beard?

 

your mom's evil twin

where is my other shoe?

 

It got stolen by a very arrogant penguin.

What ever happened to bird flu?