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Tell a lame joke!

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by Deathbreak911, Jan 8, 2009.

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  1. Deathbreak911

    Deathbreak911 Well-Known Member

    Tell a lame joke time! I'll start

    What do vegetarian zombies eat?

    Graaaaaaaaains

    How do zombies practice birth control?

    Abstaaaaain

    How do zombies get to work?

    Traaaaaains.
     
    Deathbreak911, Jan 8, 2009
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  2. apophos755

    apophos755 Well-Known Member

    OMG dude.....sooooo bad.

    Here's one:

    What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall?

    "Dam."

    Or:

    What do you call cheese that's not yours?

    "Nacho cheese."
     
    apophos755, Jan 8, 2009
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  3. TirithRR

    TirithRR Well-Known Member

    Do dead baby jokes count?
     
    TirithRR, Jan 8, 2009
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  4. Deathbreak911

    Deathbreak911 Well-Known Member

    No >.< Lame =/= tasteless.
     
    Deathbreak911, Jan 8, 2009
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  5. Born2killx

    Born2killx Well-Known Member

    ...Chuck Norris.

    Whoa, I just told the worst joke in history. Yep, that's how bad he is.
     
    Born2killx, Jan 8, 2009
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  6. Almo

    Almo Well-Known Member

    dude chuck norris is frigging awesome
     
    Almo, Jan 8, 2009
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  7. Renji217

    Renji217 Well-Known Member

    Ya!! Now G.W.Bush, thats as lame as they get.
     
    Renji217, Jan 8, 2009
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  8. jackblaze

    jackblaze Well-Known Member

    I have a ice joke for you its cool
     
    jackblaze, Jan 8, 2009
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  9. mrat316

    mrat316 Member

    kay i got AN AWESOME LAAAAME JOKE!!!!

    kay so there were 2 muffins sitting in an oven......


    the first muffin is like "hey how are you feeling today?"


    the second muffin screamed "ZOMFG!!!! ITS A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!"

    and it ran away
     
    mrat316, Jan 8, 2009
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  10. Girogex

    Girogex Guest

    You're wrong its:

    There are two muffins in a oven

    One of them says "boy, its hot in here"

    The other says "Oh my god a talking muffin"
     
    Girogex, Jan 8, 2009
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  11. mrat316

    mrat316 Member

    WHAAAAAAAATEVER MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

    mine is funnier =]
     
    mrat316, Jan 8, 2009
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  12. Deathbreak911

    Deathbreak911 Well-Known Member

    What did my zombie friend say about these jokes?

    laaaaaaaame
     
    Deathbreak911, Jan 9, 2009
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  13. kingofgamemasters777

    kingofgamemasters777 Well-Known Member

    what do you get when you cross a caterpillar with a parrot?

    a walke talke
     
    kingofgamemasters777, Jan 9, 2009
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  14. ICE-X

    ICE-X Well-Known Member

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Because it wanted to.
     
    ICE-X, Jan 9, 2009
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  15. jackblaze

    jackblaze Well-Known Member

    awesome
     
    jackblaze, Jan 9, 2009
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  16. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Q: Why did kingofgamemasters777 got banned from the Naruto convention?

    A: Because his famboydom wouldn't fit inside the venue ;D

    Thank you, thank you ;D
     
    Cahos Rahne Veloza, Jan 9, 2009
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  17. amatsusah

    amatsusah Active Member

    wife: why did it take so long to take a bath?
    guy: i took a bath with bubbles.
    wife: oh okay...
    guy: wow, i dont believe ur not mad at me...
    wife: why?
    guy: it was a great work out.
    wife:...?
    a girl came out from the bath room
    guy: theres bubbles ;D
    wife:!#$#@$@!#@!#!? whos that girl and why is she in the bath room.
    guy: umm.. ::) shes the girl next door.
    wife:WTF!@#$%&*&#$@!@#$$&*?!?!?!
     
    amatsusah, Jan 9, 2009
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  18. Mishy

    Mishy Well-Known Member

    So a guy walks into his Psychiatrist's office naked and in saran wrap.

    The doctor says, "I can clearly see your nuts."
     
    Mishy, Jan 9, 2009
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  19. ClydeOne

    ClydeOne Well-Known Member

    That one I actually laughed at.

    What do trees say when snow falls on them?
    If you were thinking Shiver me timbers- You Phail!

    The answer is nothing. Trees can't talk, you crazy? :D
     
    ClydeOne, Jan 9, 2009
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  20. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    got this one out of a cracker this christmas:

    A guy goes into a bar with a giraffe, and they both get plastered. The giraffe passes out on the floor after a large number of drinks, and the guy keeps drinking. Eventually, he finishes and staggers towards the door to leave. Noticing this, the bartender points at the giraffe and yells 'hey, you can't leave that lying there'. The guy looks at the bartender and says 'that's not a lion, its a giraffe'
     
    Loonylion, Jan 9, 2009
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