Teacher Fails - post the funniest here.

So anyways, once in a while, one of your teachers will slip up. And sometimes they do so SO MUCH that it's a hilarious fail. Go ahead and post any you remember here.

Probably the most recent Teacher Fail I've had was when my history teacher was showing a PowerPoint, a section of which described cars in modern times and the 1900s with two slides. The first showed a 2010 Toyota Corolla, which happened to be the same type of car my dad owned (except that his was an '06). A description above the picture read "early cars such as this failed to attract many buyers besides the rich". The text below the picture read "Early car in the early 1900s - $500" Naturally we all had a good laugh and she moved on to the next slide. It showed a picture of an early 1900s car and read below "2010 Toyota Corolla - failed".

I suppose she pasted the text in by accident, but her error read my mind on the entire lesson.

It doesn't help that that was the same day the principal did his monthly teacher's examination.

So anyways, any of youse encounter many Teacher Fails?

 

yeah, that's hilarious.

 

WHen this fat teacher in a wheelchair was rolling down a hill her dress got caught in her wheels and it started choking her and she couldnt stop LOL

 

mr gibson went f in crazy and shouted out LETS ALL HAVE A LAUGH when we actually laughed he started crying he also shouted LETS ALL SNIFF so everyone in the class sniffed

 

One of my maths was quite an old guy, he use to bang on the whiteboard for no reason for what I can see, then one day he was banging on it then he turned round to face us and as he talking it fell of the wall and got him right on the head. It was VERY funny and he said right after why didn't anyone tell him it was falling.

 

That's horrible.

 

well...i guess this could fit even though i caused it >
one day the teacher in 7th grade math had me do a powerpoint presentation on how to do algebra, but little did the teacher know when he opened the powerpoint, which he did state he was going to check before showing to everyone, that it had some "unwanted" pictures in it, and he showed it on the board >

 

One time when I got....a porn virus, I dunno, I found a picture of a girl showing her p*ssy named "hamster" (hadn't hit puberty so it didnt mean much ot me at the time.
Dad encouraged me to sneak "hamster" into the powerpoint lesson of one of my teachers he disliked.

 

My French teacher started sneezing blood for no apparent reason... yes, hilarious, the whole class burst into laughter and so did she. I'll always remember that.

 

I was in High School and our math teacher who has hands like the penguin in the Batman movie was teaching when an earthquake occurred. All of us felt it while she was scolding us what was the commotion about. When we said there was an earthquake, she scolded us why she didn't felt the quake and we did despite her standing and being higher due to the platform.

Like we just quietly talked about it after class that she should be fired for being naive and stupid and she didn't even know about the earthquake procedure which we practice during fire and earthquake drill.

In case of earthquake, remain calm and don't ask stupid question like, is there an earthquake?

 

She was fine she laughed about it when she told us.

 

The fact that all of my teachers in high school were also into Dragon Ball Z during it's hay days in the 90's.

I also had a teacher in High School who farted in class once. It was effin' wicked horrible

 

My science teacher in first year was a fucking psycho
if he saw you weren't paying attention he'd fuck some chalk or a pen at you XD

Also my religion teacher always goes off topic. He's a fucking hero in my school, he has a Bebo group dedicated to him with over 100 members lol

here are some of his best quotes:

Conor........do I call you Conor???

That's a lovely dog.

Lads this isnt a brothel.

Peter........Shut up.

now lads.....ya see......

c'mon eoin....
extrapolate

pussylanamus

eoin this is an educational establishement not a hostel

inourlordspirt.....amen!!!

we have twosomes threesomes and foursomes all over the place go outside if you want to carry it on

did i ever show ye the video

freedom to believe and freedom not to believe..the corolory

shane you're a fine young fella

did i ever tell ye the story about.......................

brilliant thats brillant brilliant

david joins us there

 

Rape with school supplies as punishment?

 

One of my teachers had sex with someone in my grade.

After we graduated, she broke up with him and he killed himself.

 

The only one I can think of right now is when my 3rd grade teacher yelled f*ck when the light on the overhead projector blew out while she was giving a presentation to the class

 

Everytime my English teacher was mad.
It was hilarious.

 

when i say "fuck" it can also mean "to violently throw"
So sorry to disappoint you, but I never got raped by a pen. XD

 

this year the first math lesson you must introduce your self and tell what you do in your spare time, the teacher (he is very fat) must also tell something and he said: i like to run each saturday a few kilometers, although you don't really see that. whit a sad face, everybody laughed very hard xD

 

What our teacher says ain't really funny. But how often he makes mistakes makes it hilarious.