Te Genie Lamp

so you go to a store to buy a lamp. why, to decorate your house. Once you get there, you notice its dirty and start rubbing it. All of a sudden a genie comes out of it and tells you you can ask for 3 wishes. what would they be...?

NO CHEATING WISHES LIKE ASKING FOR TWO MORE WISHES OR SO...
you can give reasons if you want to

mine would be
1. all the knowledge in the world
2. be able to become invisible
3. be able to play every instrument known

 

To have the ability of reading people's minds.
To have an endless supply of money.
To be able to freeze time. (Like in Bernard's Watch!)

Oh, i'm ever so selfish.

 

The ability to always pick the winning lottery numbers
Psychic powers
Time-Travel powers

 

Teleport, like in Jumper.
Eletric powers, like inFamous.
And the ability to make every thing I think turn real, if I want that thing to be real.

 

To good a power.

 

amazing power

 

Goddish power.

 

we already have the power of GOD because we are part of him,no more hatred in this world....if there is was no hatred we can all live in peace,that is my only wish

 

1. Reality Warping

This wish alone renders the genie obsolete. Once I have the power to warp reality I am pretty much omnipotent. The laws of the universe are mine to control.

 

omg NOOOOOOO

 

This, but my second wish would be the knowledge of how to effectively use this power for any end I can think of. I don't want to be out with some chick when suddenly she's 20 feet tall.

 

Good call, but then i'd reverse the wishes just in case something goes horribly wrong during the second wish.

So in revision:

1. Wish for the knowledge on how to use reality warping powers.
2. Wish for reality warping powers.
3. ? ? ?
3. Profit!

 

1)To live healthily till the day I die ;D
2)To earn big bucks ;D
3)To have another wish as and when I like ;D

 

Immortality.
Telekenesis powers
Ability to generate anything in the world.

 

Third wish is invalid, read the rules...

I could think about you losing your powers and want it to be real, you lose 'em.My power beats yours.

 

1Being able to delete all those stupid avatars with orange glasses
2Being happy and healty all my life
3Being able to use this wish at an other moment

 

All my Wishes involve time travel:

1. I'd wish to go back to before my mom met my bastard father, so I can stop them from ever meeting up. My mom deserves a better husband than that asshole could have been Of course doing this would cause me to not exist, a price I'm willing to take.

2. If my "would be" non-existence would cause me to not have my wishes, then my 2nd wish would be to go back to July 15, 1996 as that exact date is very important to me.

3. Or, to go back to October 1999 as that too is a key date that holds an important significance.

 

1 - Instant Teleportation
2 - Time Travel
3 - The ability to convert matter into energy

 

If you could get your thought through before I've wiped out sentience and bricked the human race *hint: First thing I'd do! Complete lulz!*

It's like a single target attack vs an AoE attack. I'm hitting everyone. who are you trying to hit? Me? Get out of here, try and use your power when your first priority is to stop drooling.

 

1) To be able to transform myself into anything or anybody I want!
2) Time travelling.
3) Mind control.