stupid one liners (why not)

Didn't see one of these in the joke forum so here we go:

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one looks at the other and asks. "Does this taste funny to you"?





(Warning, some of these are only funny under the influence of..................stupidity)

 

stupid one liners? oh but i have to many.

"two muffins are siting in an oven, one turns to the other and says, "man its hot in here" too which the other replies, "WOAH!!! a talking muffin!!!"

 

A priest, a pedophile, and an alcoholic walk into a bar....... and that's just the first guy!



"I saw a wino eating some grapes, I was like dude you're going to have to wait"

 

what the??? hahaha...

mmm....

dont have one though... >.<

 

IRC - multiplayer version of notepad

 

a baby seal walks into a club

 

hehe.. Mitch Hedberg FTW!!

 

WTF - World Taekwondo Federation

 

A drunk dude walks into a bar. He says 'ouch'. (THINK, MAN, THINK!)

 

huh.

so thats what my brain would feel like if it got kicked in the balls.....

 

'How do you want your egg tomorrow morning?'
'Baked or fertilized?'

 

tigger looked down the toilet, said he was looking for pooh

a man walks into a bar... ouch

a criminal nicks a car battery - he got charged

do you want to here about *commical umprella handle drags me off the stage*

 

one toilet to the other- i feel a bit flushed (yep it's rubbish)

 

little johnny's teacher walks into the class with three leaves on her... two on her breasts and the other one on her ''private parts'', if you know what i mean...

''and this is how leaves get older'', she says... then the ring bells...
''you can go'', she says... everyone go except little johnny...

''what are you doing here, little johnny?'' she says...

little johnny responds...
''i'm waiting for the fall...''

 

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?
- Mitch Hedberg, ftw.

 

I hate it when you visit people who just moved into their new house, and when you arrive, they say:
'Could you find it?'

No I couldn't. That's why I stand right in front of you, moron!

 

Everyone is different, so being different is normal;so if someone is different in being different then he is normal, or is he different; either way he's different and normal.

When you get it, you're happy.
And when you happy and you know it... you clap(?) your hands

 

He who laughs last thinks slowest

Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.