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Stuff to do in an Exam when you know you're going to fail it anyway!

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by HeartofSword, Feb 22, 2010.

  1. HeartofSword

    HeartofSword Well-Known Member

    1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

    2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

    3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

    4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

    5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

    6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

    7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

    8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

    9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

    10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

    11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

    12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

    13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

    14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

    15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

    16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

    17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

    18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

    19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

    20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

    21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

    22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

    23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

    24. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

    25. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

    26. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

    27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

    28. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

    29. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

    30. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

    31. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

    32. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E...."

    33. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ moved you, deeply.

    34. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

    35. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

    36. Escape through the window and shout "I'm free!!!" when you're outside. Then dance a bit on the grass making happy noises, and run away.

    37. Starting screaming that there are voices inside your head that are going to kill you! No exam but a therapist!

    38.Print out the list and bring it into the exam. Then start doing each of them from 1-37, ticking out the one you already did.If anyone asks why,tell them that you're just doing your job.

    Which ones do you like most? :D
     
  2. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    Re: 34 things to do in an Exam when you know you're going to fail it anyway!

    my university course group had a pact that we were all going to fail our human computer interaction module as a protest at being messed around all year by the course instructor (different lecture hall in a different building every week, with no advance notice, different lecturers every other week, again with no advance notice, grades being assigned arbitarily without the instructor actually reading the submitted work). None of us could see the relevance of software interface design to network engineering. So, when the exam happened we all wrote down the most ridiculous answers that we could pull our of our arses at short notice.



    none of us failed.
     
  3. MessoMesso

    MessoMesso Well-Known Member

    Re: 35 things to do in an Exam when you know you're going to fail it anyway!

    You forgot the one where you bring a portable blender and a severed baby's head, make a smoothie out of the baby's head, chug it all down, then calmly start with the test.
     
  4. HeartofSword

    HeartofSword Well-Known Member

    Re: 35 things to do in an Exam when you know you're going to fail it anyway!

    haha
    I guess My favorite one is the number 6 and 34:
    ''15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.''

    ''Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.'' :D :D :D
     
  5. nitemarezero147

    nitemarezero147 Well-Known Member

    Re: 35 things to do in an Exam when you know you're going to fail it anyway!

    i like 4,5,28,33,and 34
     
  6. MessoMesso

    MessoMesso Well-Known Member

    Re: 35 things to do in an Exam when you know you're going to fail it anyway!

    I'd like to see John Lithgow do #33.
     
  7. slingshot182

    slingshot182 Well-Known Member

    Re: 35 things to do in an Exam when you know you're going to fail it anyway!

    Wow, these are great, never would have thought of some of these.
     
  8. Omega00

    Omega00 Well-Known Member

    Re: 35 things to do in an Exam when you know you're going to fail it anyway!

    #31 sounds like something I'd do...
     
  9. rush n kaos

    rush n kaos Well-Known Member

    Re: 35 things to do in an Exam when you know you're going to fail it anyway!

    Or if you don't mind getting deaf, get a pair of earphones that can be cranked up VERY LOUDLY, attempt to listen to music with it throughout the exam while you have volume on full blast! Then when the instructor/watcher/whatever guy tells you to leave, you have a reason not to listen. For bonus points, flip an annoyed gesture while complaining how he's preventing you from focusing on the exam. See how long till you get thrown out xD
     
  10. super_pastafari32

    super_pastafari32 Well-Known Member

    Re: 35 things to do in an Exam when you know you're going to fail it anyway!

    15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

    25. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

    33. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ moved you, deeply.

    very well bro you taked 10 min of my life in this topic ... and guess what? I ENJOYED EVERY F*****G MINUTE. good one!
     
  11. hi1116

    hi1116 Well-Known Member

    Re: 35 things to do in an Exam when you know you're going to fail it anyway!

    ewww...
     
  12. HeartofSword

    HeartofSword Well-Known Member

    Re: 35 things to do in an Exam when you know you're going to fail it anyway!

    Thaaanks! :D I hope everyone can read this xD
     
  13. Jonez001

    Jonez001 Well-Known Member

    Re: 35 things to do in an Exam when you know you're going to fail it anyway!

    [​IMG]

    Watch at this
     
  14. melfice666

    melfice666 Well-Known Member

    Re: 35 things to do in an Exam when you know you're going to fail it anyway!

    25. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

    I dis my swedish test in Finnish/English
     
  15. hados9

    hados9 Member

    Re: 35 things to do in an Exam when you know you're going to fail it anyway!

    thx i need something to help fail my school cerfitcate
     
  16. Jonez001

    Jonez001 Well-Known Member

    Re: 35 things to do in an Exam when you know you're going to fail it anyway!

    my mum is an english teacher and last exam her students needed to translate VACUMCLEANER. which is in Dutch: "Stofzuiger". One of the pupils didn't know the answer and slipt the word in two. "Stof" => Dust and "Zuiger" => sucker. So he made "Dustsucker."
     
  17. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    Re: 35 things to do in an Exam when you know you're going to fail it anyway!

    that answer deserves partial credit
     
  18. kanakacheek

    kanakacheek Well-Known Member

    Re: 35 things to do in an Exam when you know you're going to fail it anyway!

    That'd be so funny and not offense.

    Jonez001's post is really funny. I would love to write or draw stuff that the person who marks my papers would respond to. I think the joy of marking an exam occurs only when the student fails miserably.
     
  19. Jonez001

    Jonez001 Well-Known Member

    Re: 35 things to do in an Exam when you know you're going to fail it anyway!

    When a student makes a big fail I will post it here!
     
  20. quickcaster

    quickcaster Well-Known Member

    Re: 35 things to do in an Exam when you know you're going to fail it anyway!

    number 34s funny