Spanish Woman Claims Sun_wants to charge for use

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1333776/Spanish-woman-Angeles-Duran-claims-owns-sun--plans-start-charging-ALL-users.html

I dont mind, maybe my job will give a surcharge to work outdoors XD

 

She won't get very far.

 

AWESOME. Let's PIRATE the sun.

 

Just wait until people sue her "product" giving people cancer, or it won't work when they want it too

 

...that is a brilliant idea.

I already am.

[me=hYpNoS]flicks on bedroom lights[/me]

 

Slow news day again i see.

 

Some idiot will be claiming they own the air and the wind next.

 

well i'm going to register as a legal owner of ozone layer.

 

Too bad for you the sun is rapidly punching holes into your property. Maybe you can sue Lady Apollo up there?

 

good idea XD

 

Why do you want the ozone layer?

 

so i can sue people for tearing up a hole in north back then and charge protection fee for deflecting\filtering most of the dangerous ray from the sun.

 

Purely financial reasons then.

 

But then people will sue you because your property is not up to par and is inadequately protecting us from skin disease.

 

can I just file claim for the entirety of the universe then?

 

Theres a lot of greedy people out there, i'll just settle for owning fable 3 and black ops.

 

no worry about those sue, as i can just forward those sue to the real source, the sun.

 

I'd refuse to pay, if she takes issue with it I can counter-sue saying the nigh-unavoidable ultraviolet light from the sun is a significant factor in the degeneration of my epidermal skin cells.

 

Hey guys, I just claimed the land you're standing on as my own. Either pay up or start learning how to fly.

 

I just claimed your mom
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How is she going to prove I went out in the sun?