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some weird people just came....

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by calvin_0, Apr 10, 2008.

  1. calvin_0

    calvin_0 Well-Known Member

    well just now there is 2 young couple just knock on my door telling me that God is coming in, to reshape the world back into paradies......

    then i told them I dont belive in god, but they reply, no problem we dont belive in god either, we just telling you that god is coming.

    did anyone see the problem that i saw with that statement?
     
  2. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    they shot themselves in the foot? :p
     
  3. calvin_0

    calvin_0 Well-Known Member

    ya, maybe i should...anyway after telling me that problematic statement, they knock on my nighbours door....so i guess they doing it door to door, some people just have plenty of time

    edit: and i dont recall seeing any chruch around my area.....so that couple really have alot of time...
     
  4. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    You shoul have told them this:

    If you've got a lot of time knocking on people's door telling them gibberish, why don't you find time "knocking" each other off. lol!!
    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

    Plus I think those 2 are either morons, er Mormons or Johova's witnesses. Those kinds of people do that here in the Philippines alot, they even got the nerves handing out pamplets saying "you.ve got yourself a reservation to hell if you don't repent & convert to our religion". One time, at University, I was sleeping on a very "hidden" place, that is a place I've discovered where no one absolutely knows of where I can just chill out peacefully.I got really pissed of when this Moron, Mormon guy woke me up from a good nap, I was pissed & annoyed at the same time because I was having a great nap & was annoyed as to why some preaching asshole discovered my personal slice of heaven. In my anger I made my eyes roll, made my saliva bubble, then said to the guy in a deep voice as if I was being possessed by something, "I AM DAMIAN THORNE, THE SON OF SATAN, LEAVE HERE AT ONCE OR I SHALL BRING UPON MY WRATH ON YOU!! YOU'RE GOD IS NOTHING COMPARED TO ME!!" The poor guy turned white then ran away in fear. lol!!!
    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
     
  5. xillion

    xillion Member

    Wow... Bizarre. o_O
     
  6. anandjones

    anandjones Well-Known Member

    Man you use a lot of smilies.
     
  7. calvin_0

    calvin_0 Well-Known Member

    LOL maybe i should try that next time XD
     
  8. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Man is it illegal to use to many Smileys??

    First Solus said, he was a bit irritated, now anandjones said I use to many. Should I stop that? Will I get into trouble if I still do that??

    Anyway I do that just to show how "intesely" I feel about something, the more smileys I use, the stronger the emotion. But if you guys are annoyed by it I'll stop
     
  9. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    it is rather spammy, yes; and people do find it irritating.
     
  10. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Ok thanks, loonylion, mustn't do anything that might get one into trouble!
     
  11. equitypetey

    equitypetey Well-Known Member

    i get those creeps knocking at my door all the time, since i moved to a house on a main road they come all the time.
    i normaly spot the leaflet in thier hands that says "the apocolypse is coming" or "jesus loves you" and just say NO!!! and shut the door.
    they had a new tactic the other day though. i open the door and there was a man and a girl stading behind him, the man said nothing and just passed me a note.

    hello i am deaf please take the time to read this bla bla bla how god helped me bla bla bla......

    NO!!!!! SLAM!!!!!(door if anyone didn't get that the slam is for the door)
     
  12. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    if god helped him he wouldn't be deaf...
     
  13. equitypetey

    equitypetey Well-Known Member

    exactly, i'm thinking if god did everything for a reason why do you love him if he made you deaf
     
  14. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Perhaps he's a Pedophyle, uum did I spelled that correctly?

    And he's so happy 'cause God sent him the little girl to molest, lol ;D
     
  15. equitypetey

    equitypetey Well-Known Member

    she was a teenager and she was part of the god squad too.
    and highly religious people are in to little boys not girls
     
  16. calvin_0

    calvin_0 Well-Known Member

    god a sadist period....

    i would belive in god anytime if god give me a really really really cute catgirl =P
     
  17. kamage

    kamage Well-Known Member

    I don;t understand this topic anymore.... From door to door entrepenuers to Cats...
     
  18. BloodVayne

    BloodVayne Well-Known Member

    This is IRC material :)
    Good for them if they believe that. Just shut the door. It works on Jehovah's Witnesses.
     
  19. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    or tell them you're a satanist.
     
  20. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Nah, tell 'em you're a Scientologist & all that crap about God, demons, etcetera are just the aliens' souls influencing your reasoning ;D