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Some goons beat me up for being a gamer!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Cahos Rahne Veloza, Apr 1, 2009.

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  1. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    It happened a few hours ago, as I left for home. I was waiting for my ride at PhilCOA (somewhere here in the Philippines) when this red van stopped in front of me. The doors opened & three men wearing ski masks came out. Everything happened so fast as one of them hit me on the head with a lead pipe, everything turned black as I passed out.

    Then, I woke up in the middle of a vast field in what looks like the middle of nowhere. My head was aching & my belongings were taken it seems, leaving just the clothes I was wearing. I tried to get my bearings & decided to walk towards the sound of what seemed like vehicles passing by to my right. I felt something wet dripping from the back of my head so I brushed my fingers on my head to see what it could have been, to my horror, I felt a soft painful spot where the wetness was coming from & as I take my hand back to confirm my suspicions the sight of blood dripping from my hand made things clearer to me, I was abducted, robbed & beaten by those masked men.

    Upon reaching this conclusion, I now realize I have suckered you in with this little tale of mine, so before things get any worse, I just like to tell you..... April Fools!
     
    Cahos Rahne Veloza, Apr 1, 2009
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  2. Natewlie

    Natewlie A bag of tricks

    You have a flaw in this story.

    They did not beat you up for being a gamer.

    They beat you up randomly.

    Just saying.
     
    Natewlie, Apr 1, 2009
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  3. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    I hoped the title & the beginning of the story would give it away.
     
    Cahos Rahne Veloza, Apr 1, 2009
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  4. hazynighthawk

    hazynighthawk Well-Known Member

    lol how would you be typing to us right now. haha youd prolly be checking yourself into the hospital =p
     
    hazynighthawk, Apr 1, 2009
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  5. bhatooth

    bhatooth Well-Known Member

    its unlikely to be beaten in philcoa and dont get any help its very crowded and a city hall is near there last time i was there there are many polices but really i thought that was true...
    but here in philippines i dont feel any spirit of april fools day
     
    bhatooth, Apr 1, 2009
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  6. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Okay, epic fail then, you guys took the story too seriously :(
     
    Cahos Rahne Veloza, Apr 1, 2009
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  7. Seph

    Seph Administrator Staff Member

    I immediately saw it as an aprils fool, so good job. :p
     
    Seph, Apr 1, 2009
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  8. Natewlie

    Natewlie A bag of tricks

    Because the point of the april fool's joke is to be deceived at one point. :)
     
    Natewlie, Apr 1, 2009
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  9. Bjornjet

    Bjornjet Active Member

    lol, almoust thought it was real XD
    good joke
     
    Bjornjet, Apr 1, 2009
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  10. Deathbreak911

    Deathbreak911 Well-Known Member

    Skipped to the end as soon as you said passed out :D
     
    Deathbreak911, Apr 1, 2009
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  11. rush n kaos

    rush n kaos Well-Known Member

    sounds quite real, if it wasn't for the fact that i wasn't thinking straight today i would have known. but ya got me ;D
     
    rush n kaos, Apr 1, 2009
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  12. bhatooth

    bhatooth Well-Known Member

    if thats true ill be so EMOTIONAL
     
    bhatooth, Apr 2, 2009
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  13. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Since it's almost April 3 here now I night as well lock this up. Until next year guys!
     
    Cahos Rahne Veloza, Apr 2, 2009
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