Secrets(OMG I JUST SAID IT!!!11)

Sooooooo hey.I'll start.
I have these.

 

Heh.I forgot another one.

I fap to NSFW boards in AnonIB,Fchan,4chan and everything else with boards and furry.

 

I once downloaded a nds rom, when i knew it was illegal, *gasp

 

What'dja do???
I'm telling,I'm telling!!

 

Yiff in hell, furfag.

Anyways, I don't have much in the way of secrets at the moment (that I can think of), I'm a fairly open person.

 

Secrets?

I got a ticket today for doing donuts in an empty snow-covered parking lot.

 

Pfftt.....I did a Jack-o-lantern on Halloween before and got a movie ticket to see 'James and The Giant Peach' instead.

 

Yeah, problem being that I have to give money to some asshole cop that decided to ruin my good time for no good reason other than to be a dick.

Oh, and pumpkin smashing > carving them, just FYI.

 

Unless you carved a distressed face on the pumpkin and then smashed it. My Jack-o-Lantern's been on my doorstep ever since Halloween. It's all rotten... :-X

 

No....it cannot be!!
Fuck off memes!!
Anti wea-boo!!!!!!!

 

I'm dating my best friends crush and haven't told him yet.

 

i beat up my cousin's boyfriend...actually...its not much of a secret. we fight for fun

 

I took a shit in a bag then i lit it on fire, on someones doorstep.

 

I once Fell madly in love with a fellow Frat dude's chick, had her laid & all without him ever finding out!!! ;D ;D

 

I stole all the board's karma. Sold it on Ebay to Jin and some other guys and then blamed them as the thieves.

 

Psst...Don't tell anyone, but I think kaiden is lying.

 

Good evening.This is the RomUlation.net newscast reporting in live from my own bathroom with wireless internet.
Apparently,SOMEONE'S secret has been exposed into the flashing light,naked,without clothes,underwear and socks.




[insert picture of Solus being suspicious]

 

I have infinity karma! i stole so much it bleeds...