Scenario Solutions!

It's easy; One person creates a scenario, and all you need to say is what you would do.

CloudBoii12: So, Sony calls up and asks you to be a Beta Tester for Kindgom Hearts III - what, do you do?
CloudBoii13: Scream loudly in an appreciative tone and kindly accept.
You get your phone bill, and it states: "Outstanding Balance: $24,000". What do you do?

Et cetera
I shall start.

[insert highly significant religious aspect here] comes down to earth and asks you to tie his shoelaces - you have a chronic back injury, and cannot bend over. What do you do ?

 

*sigh* Weeeeeeee, I'm the first replier.

Pluck his eyes out, get someone to tie his shoelaces. Then tell him the you tied his shoelaces.

You are Guy no. 1, and you are in a gunfight between Guy no. 2 and no. 3. You are the worst shooter amongst the three, but you are given the opportunity to shoot first (Those are some nice people). What will you do to survive?

 

I'd take out my SLR camera & attach the blinding Flash attachment then say "cheese!" *Click!*

Now that they can't see for several seconds 'I'll get close to them then shoot them on the head *Bang!*

I win!! ^_^

Scenario: You were on a fantastic ocean cruise, but are sea sick. You were about to barf when this hot curvacious chick grabbed hold of you & was readying herself to land a hot kiss on you (french style by the way) what would you do?

 

That depends: If that "chick" is a cute Loli vampire, then I'll swallow my puke then do the french kiss.
If that "chick" has gigantic boobs then UNLEASH HELL. (Or at least the puke.)

Oh and since you flashed they're eyes they may be trigger happy, resulting into shooting you which is a possibility because they know where you are standing.

Scenario: You are in a fight and your foe is Dracula. You are critically Owned and only have 1 HP. In the back of the room you were fighting is a Holy Bomb and The Coolest DS Game Ever Made. You got a DS on your pocket and thinking about two things.

"Should I get the Holy Bomb and kill Dracula? But that would kill me and destroy the Coolest DS game ever made."

"Should I get the coolest DS game ever made and make a run for it? But Dracula will take over the world and all hope would be lost"

What will you do???

 

take the game and play for a bit then i would use the holy bomb.

Scenario: you are in the bathroom with no tissue but you have the screenwright to the 20th starwars movie

do you use it or pull up your pants and run home

 

I'll photocopy three pages and use the photocopied pages then pull up my pants and run home

:Scenario
You are on a sinking submarine with your mom and dad there is only one Hoop-thingy who do you save

 

Hmmm... Do I have to think? Since I'm the only one on the family who can't swim (or at least didn't have sex) I'm gonna save myself. Heck, they can just swim up.


Scenario: You are told to jump. What do you do?

 

I'd make a snidey comment, suck as "You, you expect me to jump, just who do you think I am"

In the event of a zombie outbreak, where will you hide?

 

At the Winchester!

Scenario: Your leg needs to be cut, but there's no time for that since dancing aliens with Gigantic miniguns invaded the planet, then a commander of some military gave you an uber cool teddy bear mech as a souvenir for giving him a toy. But a Giant talking volcano with bat wings killed the commander and burned your other leg that didn't need to be chopped off.

What will you do?

 

die.

What will you do to prevent Death?

 

pray


you are in a war but your troop has been pwnd youre the only one who is alive what will you do?

 

Pray!?! Yeah right, accept the jewesh zombie and you get eternal life! W00t.

1. Take cover.
2. Call for backup.
3. If you ever run out of ammo, get some dead guy's ammo.
4. Fap. It may be your last.
5. Do super ninja moves and steal one of your enemies' uniform.
6. Just play along until reinforcements arrive.
7. Take your clothes off quickly and switch back to your old uniform before you get shot by your comrades.
8. Tada, you won.

You really want to finish a hard game but it keeps killing you. You want to get the cheat codes for the game but it is heavily secured in a remote island with giant rocket launchers inside a whirlpool that is located under a tiny rock. How will you get the cheat codes while getting back alive?

 

I think i'd just crack the game files, thus no need to put myself in danger

You're in a nuclear silo and a twisted-sick evil professor tells you to press either the RED or GREEN button. One button will launch a nuke and start WW3, the other button will shower you with pink confetti. The catch is: You don't know which button does what. So, what are you going to do?

 

Hit both Time for party before death

If you have 7 grenades, would though them at 6 other people or but them in a slingshot and hit the guy whose been headshotting you?

 

press play and watch the replay and prove that that headshot was illegal and that guy should get banned for hacking

Scenario : You either have the choice to go down the road where the sign says Evil ahed beware but the road you see is all happy and full of happy things or go to the other road where it's written Paradise ahead keep moving, but there's some evil lurking stuff there

 

use hax =]

An evil pokemon trainer librarian is about to take over the world. he gives you a choice. get raped or let him destroy the world. you see a 12mm pistol but no ammo inside. there is ammo 75875934745 feet above you. What do you do?

 

throw the gun directly to his head.

 

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what will you do if your mom buys you a t-shirt which is a bit childish for your birthday and she says wear eat on school for her

 

Oh I heard of a similar story! It's called the Hockey Sweater, one of the most popular stories in Canada, there's kid he receives a Toronto Maple Leafs shirt, but he lives in Montreal (those two cities have a great rivalry on hockey), and he's force to wear it when he plays hockey, so to get rid of it he prays to God to send him an army of moth to eat the shirt

so... Pray for God to send you an army of moth so they eat your shirt

 

Look, this game isn't working out to what it should've been.
RESTARTING [Asking for a clean-up?]

You are given a choice - Live for eternity, and always live a half-life, or to die prematurely, but lead a happy and wonderful, albeit short life.
You can't say anything like 'i choose neither' or 'lol hax!'.
It's one or the other.
that's the point of this thread.