Safety/Selfdefense tipps

With all the rapists(and other dangerous people) around
the outdoors became really dangerous(especialy for women).
So to avoid further trouble for the romulation users(like me) here are some
tipps:

VERY IMPORTANT!
1) Do NOT bump into me while I'm drunk(you might get killed in the process)
In case you still bumped into me apologize fast and loud(I don't have to repeat the consequences)

 

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4) Try to qavoid bumping into anyone. And IF you bump, aim at someone who's younger and smaller (NOT CainMasters or Winterreise)

 

5. Don't be afraid of people that are bigger than you, since you can just as easily kick them in the knees and bring them down to eye level with you or lower.

 

6.If you were brought down as described above give that midget a headbutt.

 

7. When bringing down a person that's taller or bigger then you. Always wear a helmet, with spikes.

 

8. make sure all spikes are teflon coated to allow them to easily be removed from opponents head.

 

9) keep some blinding powder in your hand/pocket, for sometimes an escape is needed

 

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12) Your most damaging weapon is your elbow unless you find an iron pipe conveniently lying around.

 

13) When faced to faced with a rapist, kick him in the nuts and run for dear life

 

14. If someone is holding you up against a wall by your shirt collar, it's a simple matter to slip out of said shirt and proceed to either take that person to the ground or run.

 

15) pull a shawshank redemption and offer, only to threaten to bite when doing so

 

always have a knife at hand...

 

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or more...

18) make sure you're walking in streets with lots of people...

 

Make sure said street is not in the U.S.

 

or brazil...