romulation bible

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The first book of loony, called genesis

1:1 in the beginning Seph (God) created heaven (romulation.net) and the idea of downloadable Roms for everyone
1:2 the site was without form and void and darkness was upon the face of the site. and the spirit of God (seph) moved upon the face of the site.

1:3 and Seph said let there be Roms: and there was Roms
1:4 and seph saw the Roms and the Roms were good and he separated them in to categories



people please help translate the romulation bible so world knows of thy lord seph ;D
have fun

 

^ haha, I'd say so

Here's a passage I found:

"Then, without word of the great entities that roam the holy lands of RomUlationtopia, shadow was casted upon the the land. All the roms that settled in the great land withered into nothingness. All who knew of the lands previous state weeped for it's return. They gathered at the Temple Of RomUlationtopia and prayed for the Gods to cast out the demons and return the land to it's formal glory. Without hesitation, out of the depths of the Temple Of RomUlationtopia, there came a God, and it's name was Seph The Almighty. There standing on the right of it was Loonylion, a powerful, twisted half-man, half-lion demigod."

I lost the rest of the manuscript, hopefully someone can fill in the rest

 

The Gospel of Rorybob
"And whence he set his blessings to the people, the people rejoiced , for all they needed to do unto the mightly lord Seph was to send one of a special breed of Polar Bears and for the lion all was needed was a 3 month holiday of no-one talking unto him."
Thenceforth the day of the sending of the polar bears to the gods was called Sacrifice day , in commemoration of the first polar bear to have taken the epic journey to the god himself.
And from that day forward a representative from the gods appeared to keep open a channel between the people , even those in remote areas , to the mighty Seph." They call him Patton.

 

The immaculate conversion of Meepokun

And so the holy dieties were proud of their creation called romulation, for the people rejoyced in the splendor that was roms for all. Alas, they felt that all was not complete, for they had no agent to preach the gospels of all things roms. It was decided that a child would be converted from the pagan rom sites and would be used to slowly yet surely convert the masses for their godly pupose. He was ordained Meepokun, and to this day, it is said that he lives on, converting one or two people at a time (5 total) to the holy and just cause of romulation. R'amen.

 

Kamage's Commandments

1. Thy shall play a game, like no other
2. Thy shalt not cheat...
3. Thy shalt not take gaming in Vain
4. Remember the weekends, and keep them fun
5. Thy shall honor thy Game and Console
6. Thy shall play competitively, or casually
7. Thy shalt not commit suicide...
8. Thy shall not beg
9. Thy shall keep emulation as trial
10. Thy shall not covet thy friends real games...


Sorry all i can think of... But I want the ten commandments

oh and seph should be featured in this bible as his original name in the old testament, and seph in the new... Seph will be his holy name

 

Romulation's Apostle's Creed:

1. I believe in seph the Father, Almighty, Bringer of ROMs & ISOs:

2. And in loonylion, his second in command, our Lord:

3. Who was convinced to manage & maintain RomUlation's Forums:

4. Suffered under the ESA; was e-mailed, warned and threatened: He descended into hell:

5. Several days later rose again from the dead:

6. He ascended into heaven, and sits at the right hand of seph the Father Almighty:

7. From thence he shall come to judge the flamers & the trolls:

8. I believe in the Moderators:

9. I believe in RomUlation's church: the community of users:

10. The covering up of our Sins:

1l. The enjoyment of everybody:

12. And the fun everlasting. Amen.

 

2:1 God was angry for the people of the land had become obsessed and worships anime gods in his place
2:2 Being a truly angry god of RomU he gathered the sinners on a single forum, lured by troll baitings
2:3 God cast the sinners into the pit of troll and banished them into the deepest pits of 4chan till the end of RomU times

 

So now Romulation has it's own religion?Didn't see that coming.

 

Can we see a screenshot of the old site? Please? Or possibly an archive, if you guys have.

 

this thread is old though

 

I just now noticed that,lol.

 

aw. i really wanted to see it

 

Shun the non believers

 

About the oldest thing you're getting right here.

Also, the lack of me in this thread is horrible.

 

o.o kinda shockingly sad

 

"Then, Reider appeared, trolling around with anyone who wished to change names, and banishing those who disrespected RomUlation's laws..."

Happy, Reider?

 

2:4 And the god of RomU said call upon me by the name Seph and I shall send my angels
2:5 Down flew the angel of banning Reider with his golden banhammer blazing to strike the fail trolls