Riddles

If your trapped in a house and theres 3 doors you have to pick 1. door 1 crocodiles door 2 angry gorillas
door 3 lions that haven't eaten in a year. Choose wisely

 

It is simple, the lion has already dead, pick 3 !

 

probably the first person who got it right the first time since i started asking people i stumped my teachers on that riddle

 

https://www.romulation.org/forum/index.php?topic=17916.0

Logical, and your riddle was already answered in it.

 

what's red and looks like a bucket. Even my teacher failed this one disappointment.

 

A red bucket.

 

so obvious

 

And your teacher failed that?

 

yes

 

Wow. Even harder fail if it's your english teacher.

 

Another one.

 

What do you get when you have an owl on a bungee cord?

 

the loudest paddle ball ever.
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my friend calls me and says i've invented a liquid that dissolves everything
i said bring it over
my friend say's ill bring a ltre over
i suddenly lost interest.
WHY?

 

Nope

MY ASS. (riddle made no sense)

Here's the real one:
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

What's bigger than an elephant but weighs nothing?

 

Earth?

 

Maybe the universe?

 

Air?

 

antimatter?

 

Gravitation