Retarded laws.

I was bored, and I found this website

www.dumblaws.com

This site has dumb laws from various countries around the world, so I figured I'd share some of my State's dumber laws.

This is a law for Allentown, PA

This one's Connellsville, PA

Danville, PA

There's a few more, but they weren't nearly as ridiculous as these ones.

 

lol, you serious?....thats funny

I think this are funny in California

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Women may not drive in a house coat.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows

Persons may not ride their bicycles through the "Fountain of Life".

It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.

Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.

This 1 is in Florida pretty hilarious stuff

The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.

One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.

Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.

Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

It is illegal to sell your children. <<----true very true, but its funny the way they point it out....who the hell is dumb enought to sell their children...

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

Oral sex is illegal.

You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.


some funny stuff

 

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Just thinking about the reasons that law was created in the first place sounds painful.

 

hahahaha...ya I know man....I wonder what the first guy that tried to have sex with a porcupine was thinking and then thought when he got clipped by one of hes needles...hahahahaa

 

Our lawmakers are so dumb! :

 

DK???.... as in Donkey Kong.. ;D

 

lol....so Seph lives in DK, I didnt know he Lived in Donky Kong Country....


ohh wait,.............ohhh wait........DenmarK.........and hear I thought I was gonna ask for your autograph, Donkey Kong......cought mean seph.....from DenmarK

 

Here's a nice one from my home state of Maryland:

--Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.--

:-[ I break this one on a constant basis... am I going to prison? ;_;

 

It's never illegal unless you get caught.

 

I view it as more of a "Try it before you buy it!" deal.

Sounds better that way.

 

I dont know what its like everywhere else. But here....
you can't be married to more than one woman at the same time....
Ridiculous isnt it ??

 

Nice Thread here are some I found for Texas the last one the best lol

It is illegal to sell one�s eye.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.