random jokes I found on the internet

these are some random questions i found on the internet

funny questions:

A. If 4 out of 5 people "suffer" from diarrhea, Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

B. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

C. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

D. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

E. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?