Punish Elton John

You have the power to do anything you like to Elton John. Make him pay for his crimes against music.

Here's a couple to get the ball rolling.

I would dip Elton John in a vat of pig poop and make him dance naked on the roof of Buckingham palace while singing "candle in the wind" and wearing a welding mask.

I would nail Elton John to a tree, staple a wasps nest to his chest and have little kids throw stones at him.


Edit: Watch your language.

 

why exactly are we doing this?

 

You have heard Elton John?

 

Must just be me then. Can't stand him. Maybe turning a random thought into a forum subject is not such a good idea. lesson learned.

 

Yo, there's no real point of this game.
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