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Pun

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by anandjones, Aug 10, 2008.

  1. anandjones

    anandjones Well-Known Member

    Uh, post a pun.

    "Blind man driving" is written on a curtain company van.
     
  2. iamlegend

    iamlegend Well-Known Member

    Sports Commentator on a match in the rain....

    "They're not home and dry yet"
     
  3. CloudBoii12

    CloudBoii12 Well-Known Member

    um..
    umm...
    RomUlation - you have to donate?
    im struggling to understand what we're doing here :S
     
  4. Born2killx

    Born2killx Well-Known Member

    [facepalm]

    A pun. A play on words. iamlegend's post does not contain a pun. Nor does yours, CB12. Blind man driving; the guy sells blinds.

    ...

    I can't think of a good pun. How frustrating.
     
  5. equitypetey

    equitypetey Well-Known Member

    i am legends does contain a pun it is a play on words in regarrds to the situation which Da Da makes it a pun.
    and seeing as i'm from the country that invented puns my say goes :D
     
  6. Born2killx

    Born2killx Well-Known Member

    equitypetey, your perception of the definition of the word pun is incorrect. Go look it up on Wikipedia.
     
  7. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=define%3A+pun&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:eek:fficial&client=firefox-a

    equitypetey is correct, the wikipedia definition only covers one form of pun.
     
  8. iamlegend

    iamlegend Well-Known Member

    Ha ha....I love when someone quoting Wikipedia
    is proved wrong...
     
  9. CJneeds6characters

    CJneeds6characters Well-Known Member

    I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me

    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

    Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

    A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

    When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

    Bill Gates took advantage of his Windows of opportunity

    Do the people who climb the world's highest mountain ever rest? (mt everest)

    A hawk sat atop a church because it was a bird of pray.
     
  10. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    I'm not sure if it fits the definition of a Pun, but this is my favorite play of words expression here in the Philippines:

    "God knows Hudas not pay"

    for an explanation go to this thread Proverbs & Wise Sayings
     
  11. anandjones

    anandjones Well-Known Member

    Whoa guys. Cloudboii, didn't you ever pay attention in English classes?
     
  12. calvin_0

    calvin_0 Well-Known Member

    pun?......err........err.....

    Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!

    You Bastard!

    is that a pun?.....
     
  13. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    I think that's more like a catch phrase Cal
     
  14. calvin_0

    calvin_0 Well-Known Member

    i really dont know what is a pun......
     
  15. CloudBoii12

    CloudBoii12 Well-Known Member

    umm.. yea... *shifty eye movements*
     
  16. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    A drum and a symbol fall off a cliff *Du-dum Chsh!