[facepalm] A pun. A play on words. iamlegend's post does not contain a pun. Nor does yours, CB12. Blind man driving; the guy sells blinds. ... I can't think of a good pun. How frustrating.
i am legends does contain a pun it is a play on words in regarrds to the situation which Da Da makes it a pun. and seeing as i'm from the country that invented puns my say goes
equitypetey, your perception of the definition of the word pun is incorrect. Go look it up on Wikipedia.
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=define%3A+pun&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GBfficial&client=firefox-a equitypetey is correct, the wikipedia definition only covers one form of pun.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. Bill Gates took advantage of his Windows of opportunity Do the people who climb the world's highest mountain ever rest? (mt everest) A hawk sat atop a church because it was a bird of pray.
I'm not sure if it fits the definition of a Pun, but this is my favorite play of words expression here in the Philippines: "God knows Hudas not pay" for an explanation go to this thread Proverbs & Wise Sayings