Pretend you just discovered something everyone's been using for a long time!

Pretend you have just discovered something so incredible, so life changing, and so invented 80 years ago people think you are crazy for actually getting excited about it. For example:

So you've been writing mails again huh? Well, I have just discovered a amazing system that'll change your life forever: The E-mail! OMG you can type on it and erase words without using and eraser! And it doesn't use paper so its green too! And that's not the best part: This thing can send your mail in like -wow- a second! How amazing is that?!Can you believe there are no commercials about it? I mean seriously, people need to know about this! This will totally change their lives!

 

You should discover spell check.

 

Holy crap! I just looked up this thing called a spell check and It's so awsome? It will check your writings for you, and-get this- it will underline -that's right- UNDERLINE your mistakes FOR YOU! And not just spelling mistakes; it will also underline grammar mistakes IN GREEN! Green is my 8th favorite color! Green! Not only red but GREEN! GREEN! OMG Someone tell me to be quiet before I spew more nonsense!

 

Be quiet.

 

XD The topic is pretty much over now, no recovering from that post.